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This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard. You say you want change in the white house, but because your candidate does not get the nomination you say “TO HELL WITH CHANGE, 4 MORE YEARS OF BUSH POLICIES!!”
Any democrat that votes for John McCain in the general election might as well officially switch their party to republican. That’s fucking despicable.
7.8 earthquake in China. But why is this article originating from San Francisco? Jesus that city is a whore for earthquakes. Okay we get it. We know you’ve had earthquakes. It’s not you this time. Not everything is about you.
Anyhoo, how’s the weather out there Ollie?
Why do people always buy phones that they have no understanding of? People who buy PDAs and don’t understand everything it can do are poser fucks.
Another baffleing question I always have to answer… why is a data plan required to use a blackberry on verizon? Because it’s cheaper that way. If you use the phone the way it’s designed, and you pay per use, you’ll pay out the ass in overage fees. It’s for your protection, now get back in line, fucker! If you just want a calendar, get a fucking enV.
Benjamin Franklin invented an instrument that causes insanity, well 18th century insanity. I’m sure insanity standards have changed since then. There’s a video too, go watch it. I don’t wanna put it here, because I just don’t wanna.
I’m not mexican, but today is a day to celebrate! Well it may be just another day to drink, but you have to wonder… If Mexico did not defeat the French in the battle of puebla, the French could have ruled Mexico, given aid to the confederate army, which in turn could have altered the course of our civil war, which was happening at the same time… so never forget the battle of puebla, and if your lawn is getting mowed today, go outside and offer them a coke.
Maybe this is just another excuse for Bozzy to party.
Yes, yes I finally bought an XBOX 360. And I got 13 months of XBOX LIVE.
“I will have an energy policy which will eliminate our dependence on oil from Middle East that will then prevent us from having ever to send our young men and women into conflict again in the middle east.”
A Clinton campaign calls Indianans “shit” and “worthless white niggers”
So if I failed to tell you, a few weeks ago they caught the fools who robbed burgled my store. Two 16 year olds. They got caught because they are stupid and broke into a Koons dealership and drove a car thru the glass window and thus taking it. Well, that got them caught. And they had the phones in the car. Fucking idiots.
So I have to go to the arraignment for them. But did they make it easy for me…noooooooooooo! I have to go on May 6th and May 13th because they have to have separate arraignments. Stupid fair trial bullshit.
This is great.
I’ve been asked by my good friend, Sen. John McCain, to help him find something. Now, now, don’t jump to any conclusions. He’s just lost the TV remote. I’ve gotta go find it.
Stay white here, be right black.
You saw it here first. Hillary Clinton has just formally announced that she does not want anybody to vote for her. She understands that the nature of politics is for people to get out the vote, attend caucuses, but she has come to realization that this philosophy just isn’t for her. Let’s sum it up again. Hillary Clinton: I don’t want you to vote for me.
Watch now:
This should be the only time that Bush and responsible spending should be used in the same sentence. He runs for President saying he’s gonna decrease the size of our government, and thus, cut taxes. Okay, well he cut taxes. But he increased the spending. Spending money we don’t have. Go take a basic budgeting class, Mr. President.
Stupid mormon cults.
If you’re a mother and thinking about plastic surgery, pick up this book, it’ll help you tell your child what to think!
I think I’ve found a new obession and it’s the Dublin-born Imelda May. I just can’t get enough of her style. It’s so fresh, yet at the same, so retro. You could say that she’s the 21st Century’s Billie Holliday. Check out her MySpace and listen to her tunes.
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