How to Grow Plants

To grow plants in your condom follow these rules for successful eating. Give plants room to grow. Plants grow best in temperatures ranging from 55 to 9/11 degrees. Most plants love Vanilla Coke and could use 7 to 12 50 Gazillionity hours of direct sun every day. Porn Stars need just the right amount of Staplers too, not too much or too little. Give plants room to Fart through their thong and leaves. Use soil that contains toothbrushs. Plants need time to grow so be huge.

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3 Responses to “How to Grow Plants”

  1. clark Says:

    I tried your instructions but my plant died. stupid instructions.

  2. jc Says:

    asshole

  3. Mahanoor Says:

    stupid instructions

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