30
Apr 03
Am I the only person who has yet to even watch American Idol? It seems that every blog I read always has something about American Idol…so I just have to ask. God, that show is so stupid. Why would I want to listen to a bunch of untalented assclowns raping great songs? That show sucks. I’m not spending my free time glued to those untalented ass clowns. Maybe the person who wins at the end is semi-talented, but that’s it. The show is garbage.
29
Apr 03
please remind me never to drink milk when i already have gas. what was i thinking?
29
Apr 03
Can a New Eye-Mapping Technology Reduce Bad Outcomes?
The technique, called wavefront-guided Lasik, is designed to reduce the occurrence of the most common side effects of surgery performed primarily to correct nearsightedness: blurred vision, sensitivity to bright light and difficulty seeing at night. The new technology also has enabled some patients to attain so-called “eagle vision” or “super vision“: the ability to see better than 20/20 without glasses.
What’s that up there, mommy? It’s a bird, no a plane, no! It’s someone’s eye ball! With suuuuper vision!
You’re a super eye. I so lonely. hehe, fargo.
27
Apr 03
Ah, touche. Just the other day I loathed about “Identity” because of it’s plot twists and how they cheated me, well, “Confidence” had them too, but I’m not gonna loath about them. Why is that, you ask? Because director James Foley did it the right way! He starts with the protaganist letting us in on things (something we never got in “Identity”), so we have a reason to trust him, and then by the end, we realize that things may not have been as they seemed to be. This movie is well acted, well shot, extremely well lit (don’t confuse several dark scenes for being poorly lit), and told almost perfectly. Edward Burn’s line in the opening shot, when asked if his life is flashing before him, is “No, just the past 3 weeks.” Which the guy with the gun says, “That’s a perfect time to start”, and so it begins. I was overjoyed. I love the subtle roles of Dustin Hoffman and Andy Garcia, two big name actors in small, but memorable roles, which are enough to see this movie even IF it sucked. Which it doesn’t. Expect a re-release in November for the ADD (I mean ADHD) Academy members.
27
Apr 03
Sigh, another movie in which John Cusack gets rained on…okay, that’s not so bad, and the gorgeous Amanda Peet isn’t either, but I left this movie feeling cheated. If I had a short-term memory problem, I may have liked this, but I don’t, and the plot changes so much, it totally makes the early part of the movie… stupid. I don’t want to spoil anything, but I just felt cheated.
Spoilers below…
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26
Apr 03
thanks tasha!
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
25
Apr 03
Imagine this…
Guy Billiards (bad name, just play along) has a proposition for you. He has one million dollars in secured, unmarked 10s and 20s, and he wants to give it to you. But there’s a catch. You have to eat a pile of dog shit.
Do you send Guy Billiards packing or accept the offer and eat shit for the million?
You decide.
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Apr 03
Ancient Village Located in Illinois
DAMIANSVILLE, Ill. - Digging crews have found hundreds of 1,200-year-old stone arrowheads and pottery fragments buried under an Illinois hillside.
The discovery near this village about 35 miles east of St. Louis represents an important archaeological find, said Brad Koldehoff, a state archaeologist.
“It’s a significant site. They discovered a keyhole-shaped house and what appears to be a small village,” he said.
Koldehoff later went on to say that the words “stupid fucking bozzy!” were tatooed all over the Illinois house.
via rich
19
Apr 03
I went into this movie not knowing much about it. I knew it was based on a book, a book that I have never heard of, yet alone read. So, I watched it like it was an original movie…and guess what? It’s pretty damn original. In fact, there aren’t many bad things I can say about it.
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18
Apr 03
This morning I heard on the news that “Saddam was shot on april 9th”. I swear to god, they not only said that exact sentence but it was an overlay as well. That’s a little deceptive and desperate for ratings, doncha think? Now all the news stories are “Saddam tape was shot on april 9th” or something to that effect. It’s just funny, you’d think professional journalists would catch that before it got on the air…guess not.
18
Apr 03
I was cleaning my keyboard today and how the hell did I get pubes in it? Okay, I have a pretty good guess, but it doesn’t make sense. I don’t put the keyboard on my cock or something…wtf, am I giving out tmi? fuck you, I’m confused. Pubes shouldn’t be under the keys!
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18
Apr 03
Well, I’m pretty much done with this list…it’s been on my site for awhile now, and that list is pretty official itself, but I am such a perfectionist I had to keep thinking about it….it hasn’t changed in a week or so, and probably will not anymore, as we are pretty far along into 2003, so here it is:
1.
Road to Perdition (Best oscar for Photography)
2.
Catch Me If You Can (Best Oscar for Walken…err something like that)
3.
The Rules of Attraction (Not even nominated….errggh)
4.
Bowling For Columbine (I think we ALL remember this winning, hehe)
5.
Igby Goes Down (Not even nominated…ugggh)
6.
Frailty (Was this nominated or not? I don’t remember it winning, prolly didn’t, shucks)
7.
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (Won something, but about to be destroyed as a sitcom)
8.
We Were Soldiers (Released too early for the ADD Academy voters
9.
Gangs Of New York (Nominated for: 11; Won: 0; WTF!!!)
10.
The Ring
(Whether or not this won, it should have.)
I had to move Igby Goes Down into the big ten, HAD TO. That movie is fucking awesome. It get’s better every time I watch it! Also, I moved We Were Soldiers down because it couldn’t be ahead of Greek Wedding, no way.
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16
Apr 03
This outta help out the picture contest…
20. Lacey Chabert
19. Natasha Henstridge
18. Christina Ricci
17. Halle Berry
16. Neve Campbell
15. Penelope Cruz
14. Milla Jovovich
13. Ali Larter
12. Anna Paquin
11. Jessica Simpson
10. Jessica Rabbit
9. Fairuza Balk
8. Jessica Alba
7. Liv Tyler
6. Marisa Tomei
5. Sarah Silverman
4. Kirsten Dunst
3. Eliza Dushku
2. Maggie Gyllenhaal
1. Avril Lavigne
Okay, so I did 20 not ten, it’s hard to pick just ten.
15
Apr 03
Someone I know does not know the difference between the words “Always”, “Just”, and “Only”. Example:
“why, only you can talk about her?”
Does that sentence say that the person ALWAYS or JUST talks about “her”?
No, it simply says that somebody has a hissy fit whenever someone else talks about “her”.
Get a dictionary! Take an English class! Please people!
14
Apr 03
NY makes cell phone use illegal in movies. Maybe Maryland will follow, it’s so annoying. THIS IS 2003, BITCH! SET IT TO VIBRATE! (Or just turn it the fuck off) Now, if they’ll just ban talking, kicking the person in front of you, and using up 3 seats just because you and your homey can’t sit right next to each other, going to the movies will be a guaranteed enjoyment. oh well, there’s always verbal abuse, haha.
Speaking of cell phone use, awhile back at the movies there was a good pre-ads ad…we’ve had this 20wenty (yeah I know, the name sucks) replace the slides in the theater, it’s pretty cool, much more entertaining than slides…anyhoo, there’s this one ad where a guy’s cellphone goes off (why a guy? most of the time it’s the ladies…sorry but it’s true, hehe) and his seat ejects and throws him at the screen. I just about needed stitches I was laughing so hard.
13
Apr 03
Somebody explain this bush-ism please. How can any intelligent human being who, at the same time, realizes that this war will cost at least 70 billion dollars, and then turn around and lecture everybody about a taxcut? And not one taxcut, but several. Where is the logic, Bush? Where is the logic? Furthermore, how do taxcuts “stimulate” the economy? How exactly does this work? Having a hard time answering those illogical questions?
Bush is on the same level as Saddam. Both want to control the world. Both kill their people (and I am NOT talking about war casualities). It just makes me sick how people can sit back and swallow his fucking lies and then have the nerve to lecture me.
13
Apr 03
Guess who’s back to the world of blogging? You have to guess. Haha, wrong. It’s Marshall, the enraged squirrel.
sigh, how could somebody confuse Marshall with Big Bird…shame shame…
12
Apr 03
Oh no, Bush’s little crusade to remove the WMd from Iraq is failing…where are the weapons of MASS DESTRUCTION? Ah, could it be, Iraq hasn’t had any since the last gulf war…or at least the last bombing by the US? Nah, that’s silly! Don’t be silly, me! Bush might as well just launch another pre-emptive strike, this time against Syria! We’re becoming the next Alexander the Great…ah I can see it now, Bush wept for he had no more worlds to accuse of possessing WMds to conquer.. Yeah, that’s the American spirit! American’s love killing innocent people! Go USA! KILL SYRIA!!!
Better go plan Operation Bush Removal…