http://www.bozzysworld.com/2003/07/15/stream-of-questions/ News, Comedy, D-Bags Wed, 19 Nov 2008 10:33:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 http://www.bozzysworld.com/2003/07/15/stream-of-questions/#comment-1192 unkle john Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000 http://www.bozzysworld.com/2003/07/15/stream-of-questions/#comment-1192 how high is up? ~depends on how much you smoke why is the sky blue? ~because if it was green we wouldn't know when to stop mowing the lawn. how come your mom is a fag? ~probably b/c she slept with you :P i mean really, only dudes can be fags, your mom is a dude? ~apparently she is can i sell my soul on ebay? ~nope it's not tangible... it's been tried what about your soul? ~It was stolen by a photographer what would you do for a klondike bar? ~ have sex with your sister..or mine, no wait why does your mom talk in her sleep? ~because she can it really keeps me up at night ~wear earplugs if I had one apple and one orange, why do I have to carry them? ~ ah but the ral question is it internally? why does asparagus make your piss stink? ~it has the similar chemical properties of onions and veggie tales why do some birds talk but you can't murder bill o'reilly? ~murder would be too easy..shitting on him is harder if heaven is such a wonderful place then how come being crucified is such a fucking sacrifice? ~because all you do is hang about (rimshot) why was the chicken crossing the road in the first place? ~b/c steveox had his dick in it. why is a dead rabbit's paw considered good luck? ~because it's illegal to carry human feet does masturbation really make you go blind & hairy? ~i think so, i've been wearing glasses for 20 years and i have hair in unwanted places why exactly does todd flanders smell? ~because he's a "surfer" or is he "with stupid" what does rush limbaugh got to do with football anyway? ~his head why is basketball televised? ~keeps them from stealing our car how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop without biting? ~ i believe you should ask the old wise owl how high is up?
~depends on how much you smoke
why is the sky blue?
~because if it was green we wouldn’t know when to stop mowing the lawn.
how come your mom is a fag?
~probably b/c she slept with you i mean really, only dudes can be fags, your mom is a dude?
~apparently she is
can i sell my soul on ebay?
~nope it’s not tangible… it’s been tried
what about your soul?
~It was stolen by a photographer
what would you do for a klondike bar?
~ have sex with your sister..or mine, no wait
why does your mom talk in her sleep?
~because she can
it really keeps me up at night
~wear earplugs
if I had one apple and one orange, why do I have to carry them?
~ ah but the ral question is it internally?
why does asparagus make your piss stink?
~it has the similar chemical properties of onions and veggie tales
why do some birds talk but you can’t murder bill o’reilly?
~murder would be too easy..shitting on him is harder
if heaven is such a wonderful place then how come being crucified is such a fucking sacrifice?
~because all you do is hang about (rimshot)
why was the chicken crossing the road in the first place?
~b/c steveox had his dick in it.
why is a dead rabbit’s paw considered good luck?
~because it’s illegal to carry human feet
does masturbation really make you go blind & hairy?
~i think so, i’ve been wearing glasses for 20 years and i have hair in unwanted places
why exactly does todd flanders smell?
~because he’s a “surfer” or is he “with stupid”
what does rush limbaugh got to do with football anyway?
~his head
why is basketball televised?
~keeps them from stealing our car
how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop without biting?
~ i believe you should ask the old wise owl

]]> http://www.bozzysworld.com/2003/07/15/stream-of-questions/#comment-1193 froggie Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000 http://www.bozzysworld.com/2003/07/15/stream-of-questions/#comment-1193 UJ beat me to the punchline... *sigh* UJ beat me to the punchline… *sigh*

]]>