Posted on: December 28th, 2003 Somwhere’s There’s a Joke
I’m bored so I’m going to create an original peice of comedy.
Ann Coulter…somewhere there’s a table in need of a waitress…
Brian Dawkins (Eagles DB, who bodyslammed a redskin last night)…somewhere there’s some cotton, in need of a pickin’…somewhere there’s a bananna, in need of a peelin’…somewhere there’s an ass, in need of a wipin.
King George W…somewhere there’s a book, in need of a burnin…somewhere there’s an election in need of a fixin….somewhere there’s a compost pile, in need of a shiftin’…somewhere there’s a redneck…that’s all, somewhere there’s a redneck.
Bill Clinton…somewhere there’s an intern…okay this is too easy.
Wil Wheaton…somewhere there’s a dead body, in need of a findin.
Kevin Cupp…somewhere there’s a voicemail system, in need of a message. (inside joke, well not if you regularly read this website)…somewhere there’s his blog, in need of a post.
Donovan McNabb…somewhere there’s my fist, in need of a fight….somewhere there’s a mad scientist, in need of somebody-to-experiement-on. (okay that was a stretch, but it would be cool)
Rush Limbaugh…somewhere there’s pain, in need of being killed…somewhere there’s a television, in need of somebody to go on and shout about stupid shit..(that didn’t come out as beautifully as the others, but I liked it, and that’s all that matters).
Osama Bin Laden & the Al Qaeda Street Band…somewhere there’s a commerical airliner….in need of a….don’t get ahead of me…bubble bath!!! hahaha you weren’t expecting that!
Thank you folks, that’s all the time I have, be sure to tip ann coulter your waitress…oh and remember to spay or neuter your limbaugh.
One Response to “Somwhere’s There’s a Joke”
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Kevin Says:
December 29th, 2003 at 1:04 amTeeheehee!