Oscar Predictions
It’s Oscar night! The only night of award shows that I actually care for! Want the winners?
Here they are:
BEST PICTURE– LOTR: Return of the King; the first two didn’t win, because the three films are really one movie, this last one will win a lot.
LEADING ACTOR– Jude Law. He just ownz.
LEADING ACTRESS– ??? Didn’t see any of the films any of the nominees starred in. Odd. I shall omit this category. Okay fine, eenie meenie miney mo, catch a tiger by his toe, if he hollars let him go, eenie meenie miney mo; Charlez Theron.
SUPPORTING ACTOR– Ken Watanabe. He was awesome in THE LAST SAMARAI.
SUPPORTING ADDRESS— Renee Zelwegger for Cold Mountain, she performed grand theft movie, well of the scenes Jude Law wasn’t in.
BEST DIRECTOR– LOTR: Return of the King. No explanation necessary.
BEST EDITING– LOTR: Return of the King.
BEST PHOTOGRAPHY: Cold Mountain, it was beautiful.
WRITING (ADAPTED SCREENPLAY)– LOTR: Return of the King
WRITING (ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY)– Lost in Translation
BEST MUSIC (SCORE)– LOTR: Return of the King.
There you go, the winners.
This is my commentary on what I think are the best films of 2003.