31
Mar 04

Why Left and Right?

I don’t know about you, but I got to wondering (dangerous concept) about how in the world liberals got to be called “the left” and conservatives “the right”? I would guess that it’s because of the whole political spectrum, with socialism on the far left, and fascism on the far right. But again, who determined that they would call socialism the left, and fascism the right? How exactly was this determined? Why was this determined? It’s really annoying how some people keep referring to political parties as “the right” or “the left”, without once thinking about the origins of those words. People need to wake up and start questioning their surroundings and beliefs.

If you think you have an idea, please feel free to share.

31
Mar 04

Starfucks

Ah, the stuff you find at starbucks…brings a tear to my little liberal eye…

31
Mar 04

Urban Legends Debunked

I just found an interesting site that shoots down tons of urban legends. It’s really cool. You should invest some time in it.

30
Mar 04

Going from SUCK to BLOW!

Boy, the US is really getting desperate in their search for WMDs. Now they have apparently stopped looking for them and set their focus to Iraq’s intent to develope WMDs. I guess they finally got around to showing Minority Report to Bush…

“Ultimately what we want is a comprehensive picture, not just simply answering questions — were there weapons, were there not weapons?” Charles Duelfer told reporters after briefing the Senate Armed Services Committee (news - web sites) behind closed doors.

“The hunt will go on until we’re able to draw a firm and confident picture of what the programs were and where the regime was headed with respect to them. But we’re looking at it from soup to nuts — from the weapons end to the planning end and to the intentions end,” he said. Do you want to know more?

30
Mar 04

Difficult Flash Game

If you are bored, and you are (else you wouldn’t be here), then try to beat me by making it past level 12 in this hard flash game.

Go ahead and try to make it past level 12, I know you cannot.

30
Mar 04

The Ladykillers

This is a very†cute movie, but it’s strange to have a Coen brother’s movie without John Turturro or Steve Buscemi in it….in fact, the entire cast made their first apperance in a Coen brother’s movie.

Anyway, Tom Hanks leads 3 other people in trying to steal money from a boat casino. The only way they can get to the vault is to tunnel into it from a nearby house, which is inhabitated by an old cat lady.

Aside from Tom Hanks’ superb acting and comedic timing, Marlon Wayans nearly steals the show from Hanks. Marlon was kickin ass.

The rest of the cast doesn’t really stand out, but you should check this one out. It’s funny, in a cute kind of way.

28
Mar 04

Return of the Flying Things

OMFG! The cicadas are back! Not just any type of cicada, the kind that only comes around every 17 years. I was only 6 years old when they were last here, so I have virtually no recollection of what they’re like, but I do know that even the normal breeds of cicadas that are around every year are loud as hell…so this year will be pretty interesting.

28
Mar 04

Rummy Caught in a Lie

“You and a few other critics are the only other people I have heard use the phrase ‘immediate threat.’ I didn’t. The President didn’t.” ~Donald Rumsfeld on Face the Nation March 14th 2004

“No terror state poses a greater or more immediate threat to security of our people and the stability of the world than the regime of Saddam Hussein in Iraq.” ~ Donald Rumsfeld, September 18th 2002.

Be sure to watch the video, it is so much more hilarious to actually see him squirm.

26
Mar 04

Bush may have to win without Illinois

That’s because by the time Bush is nominated at the Republican convention in New York City in September, the deadline to get on the Illinois ballot will have passed in August. do you want to know more?

If this happens, I will laugh my ass off so fucking hard. Kerry has that state easily, as I doubt many people will use the write-in method. Hell, I’m going to laugh my ass off right now: LMAO. Ah, that felt good.

26
Mar 04

McClothing Line for Fatty Kids

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US fast food giant McDonald’s is to launch a range of children’s clothing in North America and western Europe.

The McKids range will be designed, made and distributed by Chinese firm Shanghai Longtrust Trade.

The products will initially go on sale in China, Hong Kong, Macau, Taiwan and South Korea, before reaching Europe, Japan and North America next year.

The McKids line of products will also include toys, videos, DVDs and books.

The deal with Longtrust comes after the trialling of McKids clothing products in stores in Shanghai and Indonesia.

So if McDonalds ever goes out and says that they want people to be healthy, then you know that’s a big lie, since if kids were healthy, their McFatty clothing line would suffer. Also: Michele has uncovered something that reveals the excellent word choice of the BBC. LMAO.

26
Mar 04

Damn, what the hell?

Studies in men revealed that men who are generally hostile
or often openly angry may have as much as a 30 percent
greater risk of developing irregular heart rhythms, such as
atrial fibrillation. Atrial fibrillation is a risk factor
for stroke. Hostility did not appear to be as harmful to the
heart health of women.

When I did that RealAge survey, I signed up for some email health tips, and that was in today’s. How the hell is a male heart different from a female heart?

SEE THIS IS WHY WOMEN WILL NEVER BE EQUAL TO MEN!!! [/SARCASM]

25
Mar 04

Who’s worth more?

We have killed more people in iraq than 9/11 plus our casualities in Iraq.

8782 min to 10631 max iraqis killed (Source)
3000 americans on 9/11 and 600 in iraq

no matter how you spin it, 8782 is more than 3600.

So, this begs the question, is an American life worth more than an Iraqi one?

23
Mar 04

On a Scale of 1 to 10

Blame Kevin for the inspirado behind this one.

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Remember this one, it will get shown if you annoy me.

Expect the shop to have a shirt with this on it in the near future.

update
Here’s the shirt.

22
Mar 04

Dennis Miller is a Royal Butt Monkey

Watch this segment from his lame CNBC show and pay close attention to the fact that NOT ONCE does Dennis retort with any facts, he just replies with insulting remarks. Also, listen to his clowns in his audience.

Dennis comments, “has the world not changed in 12 years?” (Actually it’s been 13, but who’s counting) Does this philosophy allow us to disregard the so-called “flip-flopping” by Sen. Kerry? Why yessuh I believe it does.

Every politician “flip flops” on issues. It’s human nature to evolve and mature your thought process. To ridicule anybody (even Bush, you fellow leftists) for flip-flopping is absurd.

via Oliver

22
Mar 04

Leader of the Whole World

I just HATE It when people say “the leader of the free world”.

The United States of America is the leader of the world. What, there’s some “unfree” world that we are not allowed to touch? We are the most powerful nation in the world.

Please stop using that phrase. Ugg.

22
Mar 04

An Open Letter to All Pickup Truck Drivers

Dear Sir or Madam,

If you are planning on changing lanes to get ahead of me, please make an effort to get all the way in the other lane before passing me.

Thank you.

In Partnership,

Bozzy
More…

20
Mar 04

Feng Shui is Gay

Yeah, feng shui is gay. It really is. If you don’t know, it’s the “art” of placement. Notice the quotation marks. It’s not really an art, it’s just placing shit around in a “nice” fashion. Which basically means some guy neat freak just felt like making a reason to keep things clean and orderly. Even the definition is fucking stupid:

\F[^e]ng”-shu`i\, n. [Chin. feng wind + shiu water.] A system of spirit influences for good and evil believed by the Chinese to attend the natural features of landscape; also, a kind of geomancy dealing with these influences, used in determining sites for graves, houses, etc.

“A system of spiritual influences”? What. The. Fuck. That basically means– hell, who knows what went thru the mind of the moron who put those words together. Oooooh it’s about “good and evil” too! Mighty Morphin Feng Shui Rangers! Yeah!

Also, I have never heard of the word “geomancy”, let’s look it up:

Divination by means of lines and figures or by geographic features.

Yeah, that makes a whole lot of sense. Fucking stupid people. Folks, these are the same people who think it’s cool to put clothing on their pets, or who walk their goldfish, or even don’t eat meat because they “don’t want to kill a living thing”. What none of these fools realize is that plants are living things too, but they’re not the good kind of living thing, so it’s ok to eat plants. But oh no, don’t eat the animals. Fuck. I went off on a tangent again.

Feng shui is gay. Leave it at that.

18
Mar 04

Commericalizing Blogs.

Lately it seems that Big Media has been more and more fascinated with the blogging concept, and some have even accepted one of these non-hostile take-overs.

I think it’s pretty lame. One of the main reasons why I blog is because it’s a place where I can share my views and opinions on things and have total control over everything. One post I could be talking about commercializing blogs and the next I could be posting my results to some totally irrelevant and stupid (yet fun) Internet quiz. No, that won’t be my next entry.

Or maybe it will be. Who knows. That’s why The Boz shall never be taken over.

17
Mar 04

Look at my big penis…

I know you’re curious…
More…

15
Mar 04

City Tried to Ban Water

ALISO VIEJO, Calif. (AP) - City officials were so concerned about the potentially dangerous properties of dihydrogen monoxide that they considered banning foam cups after they learned the chemical was used in their production.

Then they learned that dihydrogen monoxide - H2O for short - is the scientific term for water. do you want to know more?

Dihydrogen monoxide is a very deadly chemical!!!


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