Debate pre-show on MSNBC

OMG a talking head just said “he’s a master debator”

/giggles

Quote of the Day

“I even take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.” -Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, to a Harvard audience.

Interesting.

Of course, he also was blatantly for racial profiling.

Meh.

200 Questions

Got this from Ryan…
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National Lampoon’s Space Vacation

Come on, you know they’d make that movie if something like this is commercialized!

Yay! More work for Chevy Chase!

That 108 year old man is smoking!

GREAT FALLS, Mont. - A 108-year-old man has taken up smoking again, encouraged by gifts of cigars from as far away as London.

Retired railroad worker Walter Breuning spoke at his birthday party Tuesday of how he reluctantly quit smoking cigars at the age of 99 because he couldn’t afford them.

After his story was widely distributed, the Great Falls man heard from people like the English cigar fan who sent two Havanas. More…

I guess he’ll get the lung cancer at 110.

Shaun of the Dead

I saw this last night, not sure what genre to call it. It starts out as a comedy, but then turns into a gorefest zombie movie. Which is a good thing, it’s one of the best zombie movies, simply because of the way it starts out. When the outbreak starts, the characters don’t take it seriously…which is pretty true…I mean, if you saw an undead thing in real-life, wouldn’t you just laugh at it? Then of course by the end of the day, you’d be scared as hell, but in the beginning you’d think it was funny. A lot use humor as a coping mechanism. But the characters also didn’t take the undead seriously, as they were pretty undead themselves. Not living, mearly exisiting.

This movie has some really funny scenes, and some nice gore. If you like those, then see it. If not, then you’re a zombie.

Bigger Breast Songs

Never thought I would ever say those three words…

“I listened to the tune for a week expecting all the time that I was being duped,” says Chieri Nakayama, a 19-year-old pin-up model, tells Shukan Gendai. “But, incredibly, my 87-centimeter bust grew to 89 centimeters! It was awesome!” I know you wanna know more…

Oh yeah baby, 2 centimeters.

Fuck you all

You know what, I like Dan Rather, I don’t care what anybody says.

Ladder 49 looks retarded

“What makes firefighters run into a burning building, when everybody else is running out? Courage is the answer.” -John Travolta in the preview

Really? Courage? NO WAY! I’ve never heard that one before!

OF COURSE COURAGE IS THE ANSWER, NINCOMPOOP.

I do not intend on seeing this, I didn’t think Backdraft–as great as it was– deserved a sequel.

National Lampoon’s Gold Diggers

This movie was originally titled “Lady Killers”, but that would have been a terrible name, not to mention it’s too similar to a Tom Hanks movie. They went with “Gold Diggers” for some reason, but “Stupid Criminals” would have worked too…or maybe not, what do I know.

Will Friedle and Chris Owen are the two dumbest criminals alive, and their plan is to marry these two seemingly rich old women, then kill them and collect their money. Only guess what? The two rich old women are planning on marrying the said stupid criminals, take out a life insurrance policy on them, then kill them. Don’t worry, I didn’t give anything away.

There’s a few funny scenes, but overall, this is a renter.

Fun with Bots IV

I think I broke the bot.

wIttYbAsTAD (11:00:51 PM): what an attitude
SmarterChild (11:00:51 PM): What an OBJECTPHASE indeed.

I got it to say OBJECTPHASE, which seems to be a variable the program uses…so I broke SmarterChild.

Horray for being bored.

Laura Bush jails grieving mom

A woman wearing a T-shirt with the words “President Bush You Killed My Son” and a picture of a soldier killed in Iraq was detained Thursday after she interrupted a campaign speech by first lady Laura Bush. More…

Can somebody point out the fucking crime here?

Wearing a tshirt that says “President Bush You Killed My Son” is not a crime.

Interupting a speech is also not a crime.

Unless this grieving mother attacked Laura Bush, then there was no reason to JAIL her.

Fucking cunts.

Can’t make this up

Macaulay Culkin is in jail.

But guess why before reading for more. Then comment with your guess. Then check and see if you guessed correctly!

YES!!! Everything does have to be a game with me! OK! FUCK YOU!
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At least he can count

Gnomdex 2004

No, I am not going to Gnomedex. Yes, that does make me a loser. I suck too.

I’ll get there eventually, whenever it comes even remotely close to the east coast. CA just isn’t very cost-effective for me. Again, I’m a loser and I suck.

Bush turns his back on law enforcement

Bush lets the assault weapons ban expire.

This will make the job of our nation’s law enforcement tougher.

How could Bush turn his back on his country’s police?

UPDATE
MSNBC just mentioned that Bush thought the weapons ban was necessary, so I guess this makes Bush a flip-flopper.
ANOTHER UPDATE
“Ashcroft: ‘It is my understanding that the president-elect of the United States has indicated his clear support for extending the assault weapons ban, and I will be pleased to move forward with that position.’ [Confirmation Hearing, Senate Judiciary Committee, 1/17/01] More…

Holy Buckingham Palace, Batman!

Don’t ask why, but Batman scaled the fence at Buckingham Palace. Next week: Spiderman climbs the Eiffel Tower.

A girl Worrell twirls a squirrel

This is a classic, thanks Rich.

Uh oh! Falling kids!

Windsor Mill, MD (WJZ) A Baltimore County student is in critical condition after falling out of the back of a moving school bus near Windsor Mill. MORE…

It’s official, kids are stupid.

No Boys Allowed

FORT MEADE, Md. - The Anne Arundel County school board has voted to block Fort Meade sophomore Jarrod Davis from playing another year on the girls’ field hockey team.

Last year, he and his older brother Joshua made county history by becoming the first boys to join the team. Joshua has graduated but Jarrod had hoped to play a second season.

The county’s athletic coordinator says a gender restriction was needed because boys would dominate the game. MORE…

Why would a boy want to play girls field hockey? Because he sucks at boys field hockey and he needs to build up his ego.