Don’t think I’m getting Warped^TM

Of all the bands, I only care to see NoFX and Rise Against. So, are those two bands worth $30 of my money? That’s the question.

I feel obligated to post this…

Buy this house, damnit.

The Elevensome.

They’re a gang 6 “drinking and golfing buddies” looking for 5 women for an elevensome!!

The things you find on Craigslist.com around midnight but are too tired to post about it so you go to sleep and then wake up and almost forget to post about it, but you don’t and you do post about it. The elevensome. Wow.

Invisibility Cloak!

Oh hell yes! I can use this device to my advantage. Goodbye Radio Flyer Wagons!

This was really cool.

The guy running the Texaco station actually looked like he was from Texas. That’s never happened to me before!

Stadium Arcadium

So it’s been a week since Stadium Arcadium came out, and I still don’t even know where to begin in describing it other than it’s 28 songs of total bliss. I want to list the songs I’ve fallen in love with, but I’d just be listing the entire tracklist.

Go and buy this, it pays for itself.

Lily sqeaks.

This blog does not comply with daylight savings time. It’s morally wrong. Think of the children.

Editor’s note: Hey guys, I’m baaa— AHHHHHH! Fuck this shit.

I only had an incident with mustard!

Yeah, I’ve been silent for awhile, but I have a good fucking awesome reason. I had an incident with mustard, but that’s all gone now. Well, there’s a faint bit of yellow on things, but I’ll deal with THOSE mustard remainders very shortly. Don’t rush me, only I can deal with MY mustard remainders. And you wouldn’t want to mess around with me. Like LL, this mama will so knock you out. I’ve always wanted to say that.

Editor’s note: Out to lunch.

Joyful Day of Joy

I get to sleep in tomorrow. Gotta get to that, Bye.