23
Nov 06
Instead of just saying happy thanksgiving or happy turkey day again, I will just say that Tuesday night at 11:10pm I drove all the way to Hanover, PA just to go to the 24 hour WalMart to buy some pants.
I like those pants.
21
Nov 06
I was at the store yesterday buying food stuff and I mystically walked right to the mayonnaise aisle. After all, I did need some, just one of those little bottles, maybe the one with the squeeze-top, but much to my chagrin, I found a one gallon jar of mayonnaise. That’s right. One gallon. The canister was larger than a gallon of milk. Did I buy it? Hell no. Why do I need a three year supply of mayonnaise when it’ll expire well before that time?
Anyway, that’s all for today. Just had to tell you about mayonnaise.
13
Nov 06
I don’t want to melt my chocolate.
10
Nov 06
“In an interview with People magazine Friday, the How I Met Your Mother star happily confirmed that he is gay, just two days after his rep issued a release saying the actor is “not of that persuasion.”"
Heh. Didn’t see that one coming.
read more | digg story
10
Nov 06
George Lucas rejects his own script (a script Steven Spielberg approved of) and consequently Indiana Jones 4 has been delayed indefinitely.
Bravo, George.
read more | digg story
08
Nov 06
Martin O’Malley is the next Governor of Maryland.
Eat Shit Bob Ehrlich and Cox.
Keep liking those puppies Michael Steele.
Democrats have taken over the House, and are threatening to do the same to the Senate.
07
Nov 06
I just voted. Now I have to go to work and sell some phones.
O’Malley’s gonna win.
But Michael Steele still likes puppies.