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Jul 07Road House 2
His son also hates guys that used to fuck guys like him in prison…
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Jul 07443-844-1421
It had to come to this. Somebody called me, left a gibberish voicemail, then left an ignorant as hell text message. Their number is 443-844-1421… they really need to stop being a fucking coward and just answer the phone. I’ve tried calling them. I’ve tried texting them. They won’t respond. So the only way I possibly finding out who called me is by posting the number in a public place. Yeah, I’m an asshole. 
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Jul 07That’s why they went bankrupt!!
Let this be a lesson to all those interested in starting up a mobile phone company: If you make bill paying too hard for your customers, they won’t pay their bill!
But how dumb does one have to be to not understand the method of bill payment?
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Jul 07Ampd Mobile to Shut Down on July 24 at 12:01am
Sweet. I hope I get many sales from former Amp’d customers. I’m smiling ear to ear, baby.
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Jul 07Screamin’ Beans
I don’t care what you think, I like it when my food is personified.
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Jul 07BP to dump more toxins in Lake Michigan
Yep, that’s right. BP is polluting the Great Lakes and they don’t even care. Lets grab their CEO and sail him into the middle of Lake Michigan and shoot him in the head at point blank range. Fuck BP.
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Jul 07The strangest car doors you’ll ever see! [PICS + VIDEO]!
Nevermind those gullwing and suicide-style doors, this 1993 Lincoln Mark VIII concept car has the coolest doors you’ve ever seen — and not only are they power, they disappear too!
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Jul 07Man Robs Bank Disguised As Tree
Man sees tree. Man sees bank. Man becomes tree. Man robs bank. Man can’t run away because he’s a tree.