ex-Maryland teacher allergic to getting her picture taken

and oh yeah, she also had sex with a 15 year old student.

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My Next Car.

Guess what’s going back into production?

iPhone unlocked.

Oh shit. There goes the planet.

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Survey: Majority of Americans Agree with Dennis Kucinich

“In the political equivalent of a “blind taste test” taken by more than 67,000 participants, an independent website surveying public attitudes on various issues is reporting that Democratic Presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich is the first choice of 53% of respondents. Those taking the survey vote only on the issues, not the candidates themselves.”

DENNIS!!

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Seriously.

Only Six Issues

According to CNN, there are only six issues that people care about in regards to the election in 2008.

Just six. That’s all.

Crap News Network at it’s best.

The iPhone Killer

The iPhone can do a lot, many people say, but the fact remains, the only capability that matters is that nice little way of snapping a picture and txt messaging it to your friends. Oh yes, picture messaging. That’s where the Audiovox 9200 comes in. It’s small and compact, and the best part of all, FREE. That’s right it won’t cost you a dime. Why pay $500 to $600 for the capability of NOT picture messaging, when you can spend ZERO MONEY and picture message ALL YOU WANT, but best of all, it’s available only on Verizon Wireless: America’s Most Reliable Wireless Network!

Ladies and gentleman, the Audiovox 9200 is the latest iPhone killer.

There’s a 20% Chance we’re living in the Matrix

Whoaaaaaaaaaa.

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756! Bonds did it!

Watch his full at bat.

And to those who insist on placing an asterisk by his name, it takes more than power and strength to hit home runs. To say that 756 home runs is nothing is an insult not only to Bonds but to the game of baseball.

Letter of the Day

Since people’s attention spans are too short for quotes, will we just do a “letter of the day”, so today’s letter is A. It’s the first letter, so it’s easy to remember. Use it in a word and you could spell Apples, Alligators, and Aeropostle.

Tomorrow’s letter will be B.

Wednesday’s letter will be C.

See the pattern? Wait, patterns are next week.

755. Seven Fifty Five.

He’s tied it. Quit bitching. Records are meant to broken.