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Dec 07Cop Accidentally Tasers Himself While Arresting Suspect
Looks like the tables have turned…
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Dec 07Playoffs, Baby!
The Redskins beat the Cowgirls 27-6. I don’t wanna hear how the cowboys starters didn’t play, they played for almost 3 full quarters.. and all Dallas could get on the ground was ONE RUSH YARD. That’s right ONE.
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Dec 07Bill Belichick = Anne Ramsey?
Is it just me or does Patriots head coach Bill Belichick look like Mama Fratelli from The Goonies?
It’s just uncanny.
And as much as it pains me to say this… Go Giants.
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Dec 07Impeach Cheney now! Wexler OpEd in the Philadelphia Inquirer
Finally a news organization has the balls to write about something worthwhile. Cheney committed crimes. There’s no denying that.
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Dec 0712 Reasons Why You Should Have Sex Tonight
“Believe it or not, huffing and puffing your way through a hot, sweat-inducing sex session may be far more beneficial to your overall health than the time you spend on the treadmill.” –FOXNEWS
Did a flock of monkeys just fly over a rainbow?! Sometimes I love Foxnews.
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Dec 07Brawndo — The Thirst Mutilator!
Life really does imitate art.
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Dec 07Let’s predict Iowa!
Oliver Willis inspired this post, and I have to agree with him on the democrats with John Edwards winning the caucus and Barack Obama coming up behind with Hilary trailing afterwards.
However!
I see Mitt Romney winning for the republicans with Ron Paul a close second, followed by Giuliani and Huckabee in a dead heat for third.
While Ron Paul will not win in Iowa, he will boast a high standing, which should keep him relevant for the states which don’t go to the polls until March or later.
I would love to see Ron Paul win the nomination. If it comes to an Edwards vs Paul showdown, I wil be extremely torn. They both do stuff I love and they both do stuff I hate, so it’s just a matter of determining which of those things are important enough to get my vote.
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Dec 07Hershey to Redesign Pacs to Look Less Like Cocaine
From the what-were-they-thinking department, Hershey made a candy that looks just like cocaine. Plus you can even carry it around with something that looks like a crack bag!
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Dec 07Gold Pill makes your poop glitter for $425
That’s right, my shit’s all shiney. I’m better than you. When you can afford to poop out $425, then let’s talk.
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Dec 07Teen with No Skull Shows Us How He Moves His Brain
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours? Wait, stop, no!! Please for the love of God put it away!
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Dec 075 Minute Video of Cops Tasering Pregant Woman
That’s right, five full moments of tasering fun!!!!
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Dec 07“Don’t tase me, bro” available as ringback tone from Verizon
If you thought “Don’t tase me, bro” was the funniest thing you’ve ever seen, and you’re a Verizon Wireless customer, you’re in luck! You can purchase “Don’t Tase Me Bro!” as your ringback tone.
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Dec 07Germany moves to ban Scientology
I think this is a good idea. It’s not really a religion, it’s a scam. I wish the US would ban it.
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Dec 07I woke up today from sleep
Yeah, so today I woke up from sleep. Took a piss, and showered. I then got dressed and ate some toast.
I love it when the day starts out interesting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 07Angry Thai Women Lead the World in Penis Slashings
If you can think of anything else to say, then say it.