The more you play with it, the harder it gets
Monday, June 30th, 2008
Archive for June, 2008
Keep track of your dog with your bluetooth
Sunday, June 22nd, 2008What you need:
Bluetooth capable verizon phone w/ chaperone
Arm pouch case
Stereo bluetooth headset
Activate the bluetooth on the cell phone, and secure it in the arm pouch case and attach the case to your dog’s leg.
Then activate the bluetooth headset, turn on auto answer, and secure to your dog’s head.
Call your friendly neighborhood verizon wireless store and activate chaperone.
Now whenever you call your dog, the headset will automatically answer the call, and with chaperone, you’ll always know where your dog is, and never lose your dog.
The first to put this to work gets a free pizza.
McCain: I talked with Putin, Germany’s president.
Tuesday, June 10th, 2008Wow.
And this guy wants to be President.
Bones
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008History in the making.
I love my country.
Barack Obama for President.
Three Women With Sand in Their Vaginas
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008The first one is Harriet Christian from Manhattan. You don’t see it, but she’s actually waving around a bottle of Scotch.
Now here’s a blonde from Florida who’s clearly laid out in the sun too damn long:
And finally, here’s a California “democrat” who flew to Florida to showcase her excellent selection of lapel pins.
