About

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Who are you?
Hello people on the Internets whom I don’t know and probably not just figments of my imagination, welcome to Bozzy’s World. I’m the Boz. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, Bozzy, or uh, his Bozzness, or uh, Bozzer, or El Bozzerino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

What did you do? One day in Feburary 2002 I got bored and I decided to make a website. It was back when blogging wasn’t mainstream and nobody knew what the hell a blog was. So, in the six years I have been blogging goin’ at it, this site has been in more forms and mutated more often than a virus… Y’see, it started on Yahoo! GeoShities, but has obviously moved on (Blogger) to bigger (Movable Type) and better (WordPress) things. I really can’t forsee moving away from WordPress. She’s like that girl that you never really date, but just keep around for the mean, aggressive sex, and then abandon her behind a Denny’s at 3:34 in the morning and never see from her again. Okay, WordPress isn’t like that all. I’m just being a silly bitch.

What the hell is this blog about? And WTF is a blog? You’ll find a random assortment of news on this blog. Let’s just say pop culture and call it a day. And what’s a blog? Well…

Bored
Lazy
Overweight
Girls

I thought that up all by myself.

Where is the Boz now?
Besides from my day job, I currently do public relations / roadie stuff for 7 Days Torn, a local Maryland band, and love every minute of it, but I always find time for that perfect blog posting. Put Bozzy in a room with a computer hooked up to just one of the Internets, and something creative will happen. Most of the time it’s pretty stupid, but sometimes, just sometimes, it’s really something to laugh at. OMG I’m on IMDb!

I also work for The Mobile Solution selling T-Mobile activations, upgrades, and accessories. as of March 19th, 2007: I work for Verizon Wireless!

For english, say english.
Yes, I am currently single. Send in the applications, ladies. $10 Processing fee and $5 application fee may apply. An additional $50 restocking fee will apply for any returns with damaged or unpackaged contents.

Do you want to advertise here? I’d like the extra income. This site gets on average between a billion and a trillion hits a day, and they like things that involve midgets and furry little creatures that live under your bed. I think they also like porn. And gambling. They also like face punching.

Check out my merch.
Get these before the rush! These are sure to shock the world!

I can be reached, it’s possible, yes.
Feel free to throw an email at me or check me out on MySpace. You could also leave a comment on of my posts here. If you chose to throw an email at me, no wild pitches, and please don’t throw like a girl… unless you are a girl… and if so, please be 18 and up.

Say, friend - you got any more of that good sarsaparilla?

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