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Jul 08Happy Birthday Me
I’m 28 now.
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Jun 08Keep track of your dog with your bluetooth
What you need:
Bluetooth capable verizon phone w/ chaperone
Arm pouch case
Stereo bluetooth headset
Activate the bluetooth on the cell phone, and secure it in the arm pouch case and attach the case to your dog’s leg.
Then activate the bluetooth headset, turn on auto answer, and secure to your dog’s head.
Call your friendly neighborhood verizon wireless store and activate chaperone.
Now whenever you call your dog, the headset will automatically answer the call, and with chaperone, you’ll always know where your dog is, and never lose your dog.
The first to put this to work gets a free pizza.
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Jun 08Three Women With Sand in Their Vaginas
The first one is Harriet Christian from Manhattan. You don’t see it, but she’s actually waving around a bottle of Scotch.
Now here’s a blonde from Florida who’s clearly laid out in the sun too damn long:
And finally, here’s a California “democrat” who flew to Florida to showcase her excellent selection of lapel pins.
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Jun 08She has some nerve…
How the hell did I get on Hillary Clinton’s email list?
This is a sick, sick, joke if anybody did this.
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Jun 082012: The Year The Internet Ends
We need to stop this before it even gets started. Apparently all the ISPs are illegally colluding with each other to put an end to net-neutrality in 4 years. This is illegal and they must be stopped.
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May 08Back with Verizon
I finally left T-Mobile. I now have a Verizon employee plan. It’s sweet. You have no idea.
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May 08This lady needs to be shot
This stupid bitch (her name is Liz Trotter) goes on tv and tries to speak her mind, but then goes on an encourages a violent act on Barack Obama? She is not allowed to say that. That’s not part of freedom of speech.
Something should happen to her, just to see how she likes it.
Watch the video first.
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May 08Obama leads McCain in latest poll
Ready for change, anybody?
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Democrat Barack Obama has opened an 8-point national lead on Republican John McCain as the U.S. presidential rivals turn their focus to a general election race, according to a Reuters/Zogby poll released on Wednesday.
Obama, who was tied with McCain in a hypothetical head-to-head match up last month, moved to a 48 percent to 40 percent lead over the Arizona senator in May as he took command of his gruelling Democratic presidential duel with rival Hillary Clinton. Read on!
John McClain’s goin’ down.
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May 08What’s the matter, Sweetie?
What is all the uproar over the word “Sweetie”? Seriously, why did Barack Obama have to apologize for using that word? It’s not a bad word. It’s actually a compliment.
In case you missed the moment, watch it on YouTube:
‘Sweetie’ is not a bad word. It’s a freakin’ compliment.
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May 08Clinton supporters voting for McCain
This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard. You say you want change in the white house, but because your candidate does not get the nomination you say “TO HELL WITH CHANGE, 4 MORE YEARS OF BUSH POLICIES!!”
Any democrat that votes for John McCain in the general election might as well officially switch their party to republican. That’s fucking despicable.
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May 08Oops! My bad!
7.8 earthquake in China. But why is this article originating from San Francisco? Jesus that city is a whore for earthquakes. Okay we get it. We know you’ve had earthquakes. It’s not you this time. Not everything is about you.
Anyhoo, how’s the weather out there Ollie?
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May 08It always amazes me.
Why do people always buy phones that they have no understanding of? People who buy PDAs and don’t understand everything it can do are poser fucks.
Another baffleing question I always have to answer… why is a data plan required to use a blackberry on verizon? Because it’s cheaper that way. If you use the phone the way it’s designed, and you pay per use, you’ll pay out the ass in overage fees. It’s for your protection, now get back in line, fucker! If you just want a calendar, get a fucking enV.
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May 08Banned! Musical Instrument “causes insanity”
Benjamin Franklin invented an instrument that causes insanity, well 18th century insanity. I’m sure insanity standards have changed since then. There’s a video too, go watch it. I don’t wanna put it here, because I just don’t wanna.
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May 08Happy Cinco de Mayo!
I’m not mexican, but today is a day to celebrate! Well it may be just another day to drink, but you have to wonder… If Mexico did not defeat the French in the battle of puebla, the French could have ruled Mexico, given aid to the confederate army, which in turn could have altered the course of our civil war, which was happening at the same time… so never forget the battle of puebla, and if your lawn is getting mowed today, go outside and offer them a coke.
Maybe this is just another excuse for Bozzy to party.
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May 08I donated to Microsoft!
Yes, yes I finally bought an XBOX 360. And I got 13 months of XBOX LIVE.
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May 08John McPain admits US invaded Iraq for oil
“I will have an energy policy which will eliminate our dependence on oil from Middle East that will then prevent us from having ever to send our young men and women into conflict again in the middle east.”