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		<title>Happy Birthday Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m 28 now.
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		<link>http://www.bozzysworld.com/2008/07/02/happy-birthday-me/</link>
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		<title>The more you play with it, the harder it gets</title>
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		<link>http://www.bozzysworld.com/2008/06/30/the-more-you-play-with-it-the-harder-it-gets/</link>
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		<title>Keep track of your dog with your bluetooth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What you need:
Bluetooth capable verizon phone w/ chaperone
Arm pouch case
Stereo bluetooth headset
Activate the bluetooth on the cell phone, and secure it in the arm pouch case and attach the case to your dog&#8217;s leg. 
Then activate the bluetooth headset, turn on auto answer, and secure to your dog&#8217;s head.
Call your friendly neighborhood verizon wireless store [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bozzysworld.com/2008/06/22/keep-track-of-your-dog-with-your-bluetooth/</link>
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		<title>McCain: I talked with Putin, Germany&#8217;s president.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Wow.
And this guy wants to be President.
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		<link>http://www.bozzysworld.com/2008/06/10/mccain-i-talked-with-putin-germanys-president/</link>
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		<title>Bones</title>
		<description><![CDATA[History in the making. 

I love my country.
Barack Obama for President.
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		<link>http://www.bozzysworld.com/2008/06/04/this-is-your-next-president/</link>
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		<title>Three Women With Sand in Their Vaginas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The first one is Harriet Christian from Manhattan. You don&#8217;t see it, but she&#8217;s actually waving around a bottle of Scotch. 

Now here&#8217;s a blonde from Florida who&#8217;s clearly laid out in the sun too damn long:

And finally, here&#8217;s a California &#8220;democrat&#8221; who flew to Florida to showcase her excellent selection of lapel pins. 

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		<link>http://www.bozzysworld.com/2008/06/03/three-women-with-sand-in-their-vaginas/</link>
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		<title>She has some nerve&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How the hell did I get on Hillary Clinton&#8217;s email list?
This is a sick, sick, joke if anybody did this.
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		<link>http://www.bozzysworld.com/2008/06/02/she-has-some-nerve/</link>
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		<title>2012: The Year The Internet Ends</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We need to stop this before it even gets started. Apparently all the ISPs are illegally colluding with each other to put an end to net-neutrality in 4 years. This is illegal and they must be stopped.
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		<link>http://www.bozzysworld.com/2008/06/01/2012-the-year-the-internet-ends/</link>
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		<title>Back with Verizon</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I finally left T-Mobile. I now have a Verizon employee plan. It&#8217;s sweet. You have no idea.
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		<link>http://www.bozzysworld.com/2008/05/30/back-with-verizon/</link>
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		<title>This lady needs to be shot</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This stupid bitch (her name is Liz Trotter) goes on tv and tries to speak her mind, but then goes on an encourages a violent act on Barack Obama? She is not allowed to say that. That&#8217;s not part of freedom of speech. 
Something should happen to her, just to see how she likes it.
Watch [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bozzysworld.com/2008/05/26/this-lady-needs-to-be-shot/</link>
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		<title>Obama leads McCain in latest poll</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ready for change, anybody?
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Democrat Barack Obama has opened an 8-point national lead on Republican John McCain as the U.S. presidential rivals turn their focus to a general election race, according to a Reuters/Zogby poll released on Wednesday.
Obama, who was tied with McCain in a hypothetical head-to-head match up last month, moved to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bozzysworld.com/2008/05/21/obama-leads-mccain-in-latest-poll/</link>
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		<title>What&#8217;s the matter, Sweetie?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What is all the uproar over the word &#8220;Sweetie&#8221;? Seriously, why did Barack Obama have to apologize for using that word? It&#8217;s not a bad word. It&#8217;s actually a compliment.
In case you missed the moment, watch it on YouTube:

&#8216;Sweetie&#8217; is not a bad word. It&#8217;s a freakin&#8217; compliment.
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		<link>http://www.bozzysworld.com/2008/05/19/whats-the-matter-sweetie/</link>
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		<title>Huckabee &#8220;jokes&#8221; to NRA about assassinating Obama</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This isn&#8217;t even funny. 
McCain/Huckabee &#8216;08!
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		<link>http://www.bozzysworld.com/2008/05/16/huckabee-jokes-to-nra-about-assassinating-obama/</link>
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		<title>Clinton supporters voting for McCain</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard. You say you want change in the white house, but because your candidate does not get the nomination you say &#8220;TO HELL WITH CHANGE, 4 MORE YEARS OF BUSH POLICIES!!&#8221; 
Any democrat that votes for John McCain in the general election might as well [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bozzysworld.com/2008/05/14/clinton-supporters-voting-for-mccain/</link>
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		<title>Oops! My bad!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[7.8 earthquake in China. But why is this article originating from San Francisco? Jesus that city is a whore for earthquakes. Okay we get it. We know you&#8217;ve had earthquakes. It&#8217;s not you this time. Not everything is about you. 
Anyhoo, how&#8217;s the weather out there Ollie?
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		<link>http://www.bozzysworld.com/2008/05/12/oops-my-bad/</link>
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		<title>It always amazes me.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why do people always buy phones that they have no understanding of? People who buy PDAs and don&#8217;t understand everything it can do are poser fucks. 
Another baffleing question I always have to answer&#8230; why is a data plan required to use a blackberry on verizon? Because it&#8217;s cheaper that way. If you use the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bozzysworld.com/2008/05/12/it-always-amazes-me/</link>
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		<title>Banned!  Musical Instrument &#8220;causes insanity&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Benjamin Franklin invented an instrument that causes insanity, well 18th century insanity. I&#8217;m sure insanity standards have changed since then. There&#8217;s a video too, go watch it. I don&#8217;t wanna put it here, because I just don&#8217;t wanna. 
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		<link>http://www.bozzysworld.com/2008/05/09/banned-musical-instrument-causes-insanity/</link>
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		<title>Happy Cinco de Mayo!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not mexican, but today is a day to celebrate! Well it may be just another day to drink, but you have to wonder&#8230; If Mexico did not defeat the French in the battle of puebla, the French could have ruled Mexico, given aid to the confederate army, which in turn could have altered the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bozzysworld.com/2008/05/05/happy-cinco-de-mayo/</link>
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		<title>I donated to Microsoft!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, yes I finally bought an XBOX 360. And I got 13 months of XBOX LIVE.
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		<link>http://www.bozzysworld.com/2008/05/03/i-donated-to-microsoft/</link>
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		<title>John McPain admits US invaded Iraq for oil</title>
		<description><![CDATA[“I will have an energy policy which will eliminate our dependence on oil from Middle East that will then prevent us from having ever to send our young men and women into conflict again in the middle east.”
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		<link>http://www.bozzysworld.com/2008/05/03/john-mcpain-admits-us-invaded-iraq-for-oil/</link>
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