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May 08Clinton Advisor: Indianans “Shit”, “Worthless White Niggers”
A Clinton campaign calls Indianans “shit” and “worthless white niggers”
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Apr 08Howard Dean: Obama Or Clinton Must Drop Out In June
Now do what the Doctor ordered…
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Apr 08Hillary Clinton gained only one delegate in the PA primary
She can’t fucking win. She has no chance. She’s a bitch. Drop the fuck out.
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Apr 08Wake up and smell the bullshit
The republicans and most importantly John McCain want to help Hillary Clinton attack Obama, because they would love to face to Hillary in November! What–and I really mean who– is the one thing that unites all republicans! Why that’s the Clintons!
Wake up you fucking idiots. Fuck you PA.
And to those whiny fucks in Michigan and Florida? You had your chance. You knew the rules. You broke those rules. Shut the fuck up. You guys caused your votes to not be counted. Fuck off.
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Apr 0825% of PA residents are racist fucks
About one in five Pennsylvania voters said the race of the candidates was among the top factors in deciding how to vote, according to exit polls, and white voters who cited race supported Clinton over Obama by a 3-to-1 margin.
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Apr 08Sweet! I got subpoenaed!
So if I failed to tell you, a few weeks ago they caught the fools who robbed burgled my store. Two 16 year olds. They got caught because they are stupid and broke into a Koons dealership and drove a car thru the glass window and thus taking it. Well, that got them caught. And they had the phones in the car. Fucking idiots.
So I have to go to the arraignment for them. But did they make it easy for me…noooooooooooo! I have to go on May 6th and May 13th because they have to have separate arraignments. Stupid fair trial bullshit.
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Apr 08South Park lost it’s Internet
This is great.
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Apr 08Hey, this is gonna sound awkward, but…
I’ve been asked by my good friend, Sen. John McCain, to help him find something. Now, now, don’t jump to any conclusions. He’s just lost the TV remote. I’ve gotta go find it.
Stay white here, be right black.
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Apr 08Hillary has just said “Don’t vote for me”
You saw it here first. Hillary Clinton has just formally announced that she does not want anybody to vote for her. She understands that the nature of politics is for people to get out the vote, attend caucuses, but she has come to realization that this philosophy just isn’t for her. Let’s sum it up again. Hillary Clinton: I don’t want you to vote for me.
Watch now:
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Apr 08What 8 Years of Bush and Cheney Have Done to the U.S Economy
This should be the only time that Bush and responsible spending should be used in the same sentence. He runs for President saying he’s gonna decrease the size of our government, and thus, cut taxes. Okay, well he cut taxes. But he increased the spending. Spending money we don’t have. Go take a basic budgeting class, Mr. President.
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Apr 08Kids’ Book About Tummy Tucks, Nose Jobs
If you’re a mother and thinking about plastic surgery, pick up this book, it’ll help you tell your child what to think!
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Apr 08Imelda May
I think I’ve found a new obession and it’s the Dublin-born Imelda May. I just can’t get enough of her style. It’s so fresh, yet at the same, so retro. You could say that she’s the 21st Century’s Billie Holliday. Check out her MySpace and listen to her tunes.
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Apr 08Dinosaur Rap
I just feeling about rapping about dinosaurs…
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Apr 08Memo Signed By Bush, AUTHORIZING TORTURE, Surfaces
Wow. I am ashamed of my country. This is fucking disgusting.
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Apr 0815-Year-Old McDonald’s Fry Sold on EBay
God damn pack-rats! You guys will kill us all.
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Apr 08The Troops Support Obama
As if it comes to a big surprise the troops prefer Barack Obama as the next President of the United States of America.
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Apr 08Documents prove FBI spying tracks emails, cell phones, IMs
Don’t you love the republican party of small government?
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has been routinely monitoring the e-mails, instant messages and cell phone calls of suspects across the United States — and has done so, in many cases, without the approval of a court. The FBI has also been spying for the Pentagon on American soil.
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Apr 08Will Ferrell’s racist movie
Casting has begun for Will Ferrell’s new movie, and they only want white males!