Bozzy’s World

Check out the YTMND site I made:
http://anncoulterisahorse.ytmnd.com/

Read this monstrosity and then track her down and punch her several times in the ovaries. All the advances woman have made in the last 100 years to be equal with men is in jeopardy because of this idiot.

Afterthought: Why does USAToday feel the need to let people enlarge their photo of this cretin?

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Insane female columnist seen rescuing a trapped turtle, then disappearing.

WASHINGTON, DC– Ann Coulter, who was out on the streets promoting her latest book, “How to Spot a Liberal in TWO Easy Steps and Filet Them Over an Open Fire”, was seen coming to the aid of a trapped turtle in a storm drain. “I can’t help but help one of God’s little insiginifcant and helpless creatures, it’s what makes the GOP so grand, in point of fact, liberals would never bat an eyelash to save a defenseless creature like I just saved”, remarked the columnist as she held the turtle in her hands.

For those that do not know, Ann Coulter is a syndicated columnist and can be reached at the following website:
http://www.anncoulter.com/

The turtle, who’s name is, Mr. Turtle, named after that Tootsie Roll Pop Ms. Coulter loved so much as a child, denied our request for an interview. Ms. Coulter decided to speak on his behalf, “I just want to add that Mr. Turtle is one of God’s great defenseless creatures and watching that commercial growing up really taught me how to suck.”

What happened next shocked us all. She gave Mr. Turtle a big kiss, hugged it, ripped it out of his shell, “Stop being shy, the insane lady quipped at the turtle” and proceeded to put it put between her massive republican legs and um, you know… Mark Smith, BW News camera man said, “I tried to stop her, but she bit me. I may be pressing charges against that dumb slut.”

Ms. Coulter was last seen running off into the Anacostia River with the turtle under her arm, screaming, “I’ve got dinner, tonight!” We started to give chase, but the river was mighty full due to the amount of rain we’ve been having. We let her go.

If you or anybody you know has any information on the whereabouts of Ann Coulter, please contact the DC Animal Control at once.

Contact:
1201 New York Avenue, NE
(at the corner of New York Avenue and the Brentwood Parkway)
Washington, DC 20002
Telephone: (202) 576-6664
DC Animal Control

That’s right, I went there. She’s dirty. If she was from Maryland, she’d be from Dundalk. That’s right, I went there as well… and came back with the smell.

TIME magazine has just made the leap from News to Porn. For more information on starlet Ann, head over to Media Matters For America.

I need another white russian.

I’m bored so I’m going to create an original peice of comedy.

Ann Coulter…somewhere there’s a table in need of a waitress…
Brian Dawkins (Eagles DB, who bodyslammed a redskin last night)…somewhere there’s some cotton, in need of a pickin’…somewhere there’s a bananna, in need of a peelin’…somewhere there’s an ass, in need of a wipin.
King George W…somewhere there’s a book, in need of a burnin…somewhere there’s an election in need of a fixin….somewhere there’s a compost pile, in need of a shiftin’…somewhere there’s a redneck…that’s all, somewhere there’s a redneck.
Bill Clinton…somewhere there’s an intern…okay this is too easy.
Wil Wheaton…somewhere there’s a dead body, in need of a findin.
Kevin Cupp…somewhere there’s a voicemail system, in need of a message. (inside joke, well not if you regularly read this website)…somewhere there’s his blog, in need of a post.
Donovan McNabb…somewhere there’s my fist, in need of a fight….somewhere there’s a mad scientist, in need of somebody-to-experiement-on. (okay that was a stretch, but it would be cool)
Rush Limbaugh…somewhere there’s pain, in need of being killed…somewhere there’s a television, in need of somebody to go on and shout about stupid shit..(that didn’t come out as beautifully as the others, but I liked it, and that’s all that matters).
Osama Bin Laden & the Al Qaeda Street Band…somewhere there’s a commerical airliner….in need of a….don’t get ahead of me…bubble bath!!! hahaha you weren’t expecting that!

Thank you folks, that’s all the time I have, be sure to tip ann coulter your waitress…oh and remember to spay or neuter your limbaugh.