Posts Tagged ‘blogosphere’

I’m mixing 151 with Malibu rum and pineapple juice

Wednesday, July 13th, 2005

I’m back! Again!

Yes! I have returned! For now anyway, I may slip into another deep chasm of great sex that happens when you’re in the back corner of the blogosphere for too long, but for now, I am back.

Oh yeah and there’s a new Maddox! He goes off on blogs.

Blogebrity: Wow, guess what this one stands for? Too easy. Hey, anyone can do it: take a blogger who’s a chef, and you get: BLEF. A blogger who’s a dentist? BENTIST. A female blogger with an itch? You guessed it: a BITCH.

What else… the Orioles are falling back to Earth. The Nats are on Cloud 9. Bobby Abreu won the home run derby. And the Yankees still suck.

I’m putting so many miles on my car. It’s only like 10 months old and it has 37k miles on it. Already had the major servicing. It’s crazy. Guess it shows how much I love the Scion tC.

That’s all for now. This was a skimpy post, but I’ll try to post more in the future. And if I don’t, suck on my left nut.

The Past, Present, and Future of Blogging

Monday, April 11th, 2005

In another month, I will have been at this little thing called blogging for three years. Whoa, three years. Yes, three years. Which is usually the amount of time I quit doing something and focus my short attention span on some new shiny thing.

In the three years I have been blogging I have gone from having a day-to-day journal blog, to a tech blog, to a political blog, and most recently to a general comedy and rant blog. I guess I have a pop culture blog now, I really don’t know. Everytime I try to pigeonhole my blog my head begins to hurt and I start to cry. When I cry, things just happen to break or otherwise stop working… on their own. Yeah.
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Blogger Round-Up: Don’t worry it only kills weeds

Saturday, December 11th, 2004

Ever wanted to see Roger Avary’s bare foot? No? Well fuck you, I’ll show you anyway. It all started when stepped on a hoe (note: not a hooker, the garden tool), and one of the spikes went in his foot 4 inches.

IN OTHER NEWS AROUND THE BLOGOSPHERE…
Avram posts something about Michael Jackson.
Dave Barry has some important medical advice, but it doesn’t concern him.
Froggie wants to waste all of our time with 38 meaningless questions. *UPDATE* She wants me to mention she lost weight too. Go her!
Fry really needs to blog more.
JASON PASSED HIS PHYSICS TEST! OMG! WE ALL CARE! ;-)
Jeff Jarvis lapped himself.
Jenna May has an apology. Take it for what it’s worth, folks.
Jim wants everybody to know where he stands. What the fuck, motherfucker. What the fuck are you thinking?
Katie made the cut, Matt still hasn’t met a celebrity.
Kevin Cupp is still in the process of moving his blog.
Lily has a conversation with a freak.
Mark wants us to hear his voice.
Michele finally finished her ranking of 500 songs.
Oliver Willis has a new Pundette.
Ryan has a hilarious screen capture from the last episode of the Simpsons.
Sam Cook returns to blogging with a full, rainbow-colored announcement. Good for him.
Spidie congratulates people.
Wil Wheaton was on VH1 on December 7th. I missed it.
Yirga posts an answer to that mind-boggling question about the snooze function on alarm clocks.
Zoe is losing weight. Give her encouragement.

Well that’s all I care to tell you, bye.