Posts Tagged ‘disaster’

Giant Asteroid Expected to Affect Earth in 6 Days

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

This is serious. No, it probably won’t hit the Earth directly but there is a good chance that is negatively charged which would disrupt the Earth’s electromagnetic field and cause freakish Lightning storms, massive earthquakes, and volcanic activity! 6 days from now! January 30th! Mark your calendar!

Some People in New Orleans Deserve to Die

Thursday, September 1st, 2005

And those people are the fucks who got on the bus from the Superdome and left their pet stranded on the side of the road and those people who left their pets stranded on their rooftop. If you’re gonna be that sick and inhumane, you DO NOT DESERVE TO BE RESCUED. End of story. Get the fuck in the ocean, now.

So you’re in a homeless shelter aka the Superdome, and you’re about to leave to go to a much better shelter, when you are told your pet cannot come with. What do you do? Do you throw your pet away like yesterday’s trash or do you forcefully take your dog or cat on the bus with you and raise hell? If you’re a good person, you chose the second choice.

How can people be so cruel? And it’s not just about that either. It’s about public health. You don’t want people roaming the streets and living in a shithole, getting rabbies, so you leave that fate to your pets? What the fuck is your issue? Will the animal slow down the rescue mission? If that’s the case, then what about old people? Sir! I know you have a bad back and no teeth, but you’ll slow us down! You’ll kill us all! GET THE FUCK OFF MY BUS! Yeah, screw animals and old people. And while we’re at it, screw babies too. No, not like that, Jacko.

I hope those owners who stranded their animals die of dysentery or at the very least, never own an animal again. They aren’t responsible enough. Sick fucks.

And don’t give me this crap about how these people had no choice, that conditions were terrible. Being a dog owner myself, I couldn’t live knowing that I abandoned a loved one and left them for dead. If the choice is to stay in crap and die a slow death or abandon my pet and live in shame for the rest of my life, I’d rather stay and die. Some of you think I’d probably change my mind if I were actually in that situation, but I doubt that, my love wouldn’t disappear that easily. I just couldn’t do that to a loved one.

To all those sad, inbred, degenerate folk who abandoned their pets, I hope you live in with shame and guilt for the rest of your lives.

For more information on animals stranded by Katrina.

Just Married

Sunday, January 12th, 2003

The title says “Just Married” but it really should be “The Honeymoon from Hell”, as the story is about newly weds Tom (Ashton Kutcher) and Sarah (Brittany Murphy) and they’re disasterous honeymoon in Europe, they’re brief seperation, then they fall back in love and go out for ice cream. All that’s true…except for the ice cream part.
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