Posts Tagged ‘Duke Nukem’

It’ll be on time, we swear

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

duke nukemThis isn’t exactly news, it’s from December, but I just saw it, and since I have no life and spend way too much online and see everything, chances are a few other people didn’t see it as well…so anyway, it’s been a year since I posted about this, but can it really be true? Is Duke Nukem Forever really about to be released? I’ve been waiting for this since I was still in high school.

Duke Nukem Forever

Friday, January 26th, 2007

Yes, 3D Realms is supposedly still working on the next Duke Nukem. How can a game take over a decade to produce? It better be good when it comes out in 2020. I won’t buy it for any more than 20,000 Yen.

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Duke Nukem rules

Monday, July 1st, 2002

Duke Nukem rules

“It’s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum…and I’m all outta gum.”

I played this all the time from ‘96-’98. I loved it. I bought the expansion packs, Atomic edition and Duke it out in DC, and the most fun of it all, I built tons of usermaps (levels designed by users)…actually it was more like 5 or 6. But acouple of them were really huge. That was the best part of the game…the program called “Build” that came with it. I was planning on making a whole set of levels that take place in Columbia, MD, but never got around to it. I don’t even think I have those levels anymore. It makes me wanna cry…I spent sooooo much time on them. I might have some on some backup disk somewhere, but they’re not what they used to be. I think I lost the majority of them during one of the numerous times I had to format my old computer. Duke Nukem rules. I loved playing the “Stadium” level in dukematch (modem game). Ah, the days of dial-up…and in case you haven’t noticed I’ve mixed in some Duke quotes.

“This is KTIT, K TIT. Playing the breast, uh… I mean the best tunes in town.”

Anyway I can’t wait to play the newest version: Duke Nukem: the Manhattan Project.

“Hmm, don’t have time to play with myself.”

Hey this post kicks off the July archives! First of the month! Like anyone really cares.

“You’re an inspiration for birth control!”