This is serious. No, it probably won’t hit the Earth directly but there is a good chance that is negatively charged which would disrupt the Earth’s electromagnetic field and cause freakish Lightning storms, massive earthquakes, and volcanic activity! 6 days from now! January 30th! Mark your calendar!
Most people think they’re helping the earth when they recycle their old computers, televisions and cell phones. But chances are they’re contributing to a global trade in electronic trash that endangers workers and pollutes the environment overseas
Ever wanted to think about ways to destroy Earth? Me neither, but as it turns out, it’s more humorous than I originally thought it would be.
Mall management handed out this memo today to all employees, it was about 25 pages long, and on the 24th page was the following:
During and earthquake, keep calm, use common sense and follow the recommended guidelines. Stay clear of all skylights and stay out of the food court (emphasis by me). Get under a sturdy table, bench, or in a doorway or corner. The greatest hazards are from objects that are falling from outdoors. Stay inside! If you are outside, get into the open away from power lines. As soon as the quake is over, the Management Office will set in motion the necessary measures to secure the shopping center.
I love General Growth malls.
I’m back! Again!
Yes! I have returned! For now anyway, I may slip into another deep chasm of great sex that happens when you’re in the back corner of the blogosphere for too long, but for now, I am back.
Oh yeah and there’s a new Maddox! He goes off on blogs.
Blogebrity: Wow, guess what this one stands for? Too easy. Hey, anyone can do it: take a blogger who’s a chef, and you get: BLEF. A blogger who’s a dentist? BENTIST. A female blogger with an itch? You guessed it: a BITCH.
What else… the Orioles are falling back to Earth. The Nats are on Cloud 9. Bobby Abreu won the home run derby. And the Yankees still suck.
I’m putting so many miles on my car. It’s only like 10 months old and it has 37k miles on it. Already had the major servicing. It’s crazy. Guess it shows how much I love the Scion tC.
That’s all for now. This was a skimpy post, but I’ll try to post more in the future. And if I don’t, suck on my left nut.
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