Bozzy’s World

So I went to the movies with Jenna last night. We saw Cinderella Man, which was actually pretty great, after which we picked up Lily and the three of us went to Liz’s… And that’s where the night really started.

We all were just talking first, but then they all [editor's note: I did not buy any alcolhol] decided to go get some alcohol, leaving me alone in the apartment with a sleeping grandmother in the other room. A senile grandmother. Fun. But luckily, nothing happened. I shaked my fist at thee. They get back with the booze after about 20 minutes, and we watched some family guy, then played an innocent little drinking game.
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A: Dude are you serious?
B: I am so serious dude.
A: Dude, that’s awesome.

Last night I went up to Reisterstown or Owings Mills (whatever the fuck it is, those cities are so damn close together) and had beer and pizza, watched some family guy, then harold and kumar, then bumfights, then porn, and it was bad, anal porn. Yuck. Fell asleep around 2:30 in the morning, woke up around 5 because Lily was snoring.

That’s about all I want to say about that.

Uh oh, popups can now get through Safari’s impenetrable force field!

Yes, that’s a Family Guy background I have.

This story comes from Texas. Wait, don’t go, this isn’t about cow tipping or deer hunting. The Texas school system wants to put a BMI on student’s report cards.

and almost as if on cue, I think of family guy:

Security Guard: Alright son, we’re gonna need those two hams back.
Chris: Huh? I don’t have any hams.
Guard: Lift up your shirt, son.
Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult!
Guard: You’re not a shoplifter, you’re just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty fat fatty. Hey Tom he’s just a fat kid! Aren’t you, fatty? You’re just a big ol’ fat kid. Here’s some chocolate fatso.
Chris: Thanks.

I just can’t get enough of family guy…here’s an example from the episode in which Chris gets a job as a paperboy and some old guy tries to get to lure Chris into his basement to…um….play chess? yeah, let’s just say that. XD

Anyhoo, that guy just leaves a few messages on the Griffin’s voicemail when Chris stops delivering the paper. the setup has completed…

Guess whooo… sorry to leave u so many messages… just lonely here thinking ’bout the mussley arm paper boy…wishing he’d come by and bring me some good news… oh you’re starting to piss me off you little piggly son of a bitch… call me!

Okay now it’s your turn, comment with your favorite quotes. If you don’t, I shall kill you.