Oh noes.
WASHINGTON — After the toughest season of his Hall of Fame career, one that tested his leadership like never before, Joe Gibbs is stepping down.
He retired as coach and team president of the Washington Redskins on Tuesday, three days after a playoff loss ended an inspirational late-season run that followed the death of safety Sean Taylor. Do you want to know more?
I just moved from Columbia, MD to Randallstown, MD… but wait that’s not very important…. this is….
GREGG WILLIAMS IS RE-SIGNED BY THE REDSKINS!
Many teams have been thinking about hiring him as a head coach, but now they cannot do that… Well they can, but they’ll have t0 give the Redskins a lot in compensation, ala, it will not happen.
This 3 year extension perfectly syncs up with Joe Gibbs’ contract expiration, which is in three years. Has Gregg Williams already decided to stay Defense Cordinator until his boss retires? Looks pretty fucking likely.
Anyway, this shot of Jager is to the Redskins beating Tampa on Saturday. Okay, there is no shot of Jager, but there is this website and it will make the Redskins win!
It’s not too late for a little reflection, it’s only 21 days into 2005. Here’s the summary of the past 12 months…
January: Britney Spears gets married, then annulled. I bought 4lbs of banana runts. Ecstatic for the rest of the year when I find out Joe Gibbs came back to coaching the Redskins. Dean screams…TO BE ABLE TO BE HEARD OVER THE LOUD ASS CROWD.
Febuary: Janet’s titty says hello.I tried to find a new job. Failed. Mel Gibson creates a stir.
March: Kerry takes the democratic nomination. Civilization as we know it ends, I get jury duty.
April: I got free pretzels. Kill Bill vol2 hits theaters. I see it three times.
May: I don’t post much because of Jenna May. I know, that means nothing to you. Next month.
June: I find out Jenna is on heroin. Ronald Reagan dies, OJ goes on TV to say “it wasn’t me”. Julia and I meet ‘freedomtickler’ from the forums at Fletcher’s.
July: Marlon Brando dies. I get drunk off my ass. Those two are not related. I get a flat tire. I want to go to Otakon, but don’t.
August: NEW CAR! Vacation. Update Movable Type. It was a slow month.
September: Mac Culkin gets arrested for doin Mary Jane. Conan set to replace leno in 2009. I see movies.
October: What about Poland? I shocked the world; bought a PC. Jon Stewart pwns Tucker Carlson. Redsox win the series. Jenna got out of jail.
November: Fuck Bush. Dental implants procedure (started in 2003) completed.
December: Possible cure for HIV is found. I almost crash on route 40 in the snow, because of stupid driver.
There, if you want more detail read the monthly archives.
Joe Gibbs, the Hall of Fame coach who led the Washington Redskins to three Super Bowl titles in the 1980s and early ’90s, has reached a tentative contract agreement to return as head coach of the Washington Redskins, sources said today.
Attorneys on both sides were working out final contract details today. It appeared likely, barring last minute snags, that Gibbs would be formally introduced as the Redskins new coach at a news conference on Thursday, though some kind of announcement by the team could come as soon as today. Redskins officials said they would have no comment for now. Do you want to know more?
O.M.F.G!!! JOE GIBBS!!!! GOD!!!!! COMING BACK!!!! HOW SWEET IT IS!!!
Thanks for the heads up Oliver!
Oliver shares my pain that I suffered last night…uggggh one fucking point, anyhoo, oliver did a run down of all nicknames…
Daniel Snyder - The Danny, Mistah Snyder, Evil Genius
Norv Turner - A*hole, SOB, Dumbass, Norval
Joe Gibbs - Gibbsy, The Master, The Divine One
Doug Williams - FOUR TOUCHDOWNS. FOUR DAMN TOUCHDOWNS.
Art Monk - The Artful Monk, “He was robbed” (said every year when the idiot hall of fame doesn’t let him in)
Charles Mann - Hungry Man!
Gus Ferrote - Gus Bus! (short-lived) Idiot Gus! Hammerhead!
Stephen Davis - “You can’t stop #48. You can only hope to contain him.” also, “SD”
Dan Wilkinson/Dana Stubblefield - “The Front” (this was after an idiotic poster I had, and very very very short lived)
Champ Bailey - Champion Bailey
Deion Sanders - “Jesus H, why is he on our team? Make it stop. For the love of God.”
Brad Johnson - Bradley (for no reason). “BJ” when he started to… suck.
Patrick Ramsey - Ramzo, King Ramses
Tim Hasselbeck - Tim-ah! (a la South Park, this one was just intro’d yesterday)
Lavar Arrington - (guttural) LAH-Vaaaaaar!
Spurrier - Ballcoach Rules, “We’re just gon’ pitch it and we’re gon’ ketch it” (said with a southern accent)My two most recent favorite idiotic things are the following:
Jeremiah Trotter - THEY CALL HIM JEREMIAH
Rock Cartwright - Gimme The Rock!
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