Posts Tagged ‘Morons’

Don’t hit your head on the sign warning you about hitting your head on the sign.

Friday, December 28th, 2007

recursive sign

End Women’s Suffrage

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

Wow, I never even knew.

Thursday, February 3rd, 2005

The NHL has been on strike for 141 days, while that is not news to you, it is to me, as I couldn’t care less about hockey.

Way to go NHL, be the first major league sport to lose an entire season to a labor dispute. Wow.

Morons.

Christmas With the Kranks

Tuesday, November 30th, 2004

What the hell is so bad about this movie? It’s a little fluffy, sure, but if you honestly expected different, you’d have to have your head examined with a bullet. For real, this is a cute movie about what happenes when a couple’s only child finally isn’t home for a Christmas. It’s got plenty of humor. Some over the top, some not, but you really don’t care about the humor that’s over the top. It’s fluffy humor. Just laugh.

That said, why the hell was Luther Krank (TIM ALLEN) villified for “skipping christmas” by taking his wife on a cruise? That was the only thing that really pissed me off, having actually “skipped christmas” one year, 1998. It’s the most awesome thing. No presents, no decorations, no cards, and most importantly, no family. Just get out of town.

When you judge a movie, you have to judge it based on it’s genre, in this case, that’s comedy fluff, as comedy fluffs go, this was hilarious. But yeah, if you judge it on the Godfather, of course you won’t like this movie. Boy, I’d love to witness the reaction, “WHAT THE HELL, THIS AIN’T NO CRIME MOVIE!!!”

Stupid morons.

Enjoy the fluff.

The Day After Tomorrow

Monday, May 31st, 2004

Ever since I first saw the preview, I have been dying to see this. I’m just a big weather geek, really. Nothing more to it than that. I love movies about freakish weather. Just taking that into consideration, this movie doesn’t disappoint, but the movie is just so damn stupid.

Nothing about the weather is stupid, it’s that when the Sam character is in New York City with his classmates, they are watching the FOX5 DC news. In fact, even the people in Los Angelos were watching the DC local news. Looks like somebody only had enough money to use one overlay. Morons.

Then, Sam and his classmates need to raid an abandoned ship in the NYC streets for medicine, and out of nowhere, they have flashlights. They could have used those in the library when the power went out. But no, they forsaw the future.

This movie was good, but if you’re not a weather junkie, then it’s not required viewing. Basically it’s a popcorn movie, but I didn’t eat any popcorn.