Bozzy’s World

I heard this song on the radio a few nights ago and it instantly took me back to the mid 90s. I guess that’s a good thing. I love this song. Well, here’s the video:

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During the Bush presidency, I have learned a lot. About how to act, how to treat others, damnit, I have learned a lot from that great man.

1. I have learned that violence is a moral and just solution to any problem. I will never ever try to talk myself out of any fight. Fuck it, I have a blackbelt in Hapkido, I should start using it! Don’t fucking come near me! You hear me?!? I will fucking kill you.

2. I have learned that the government endorses violence against others.

3. I have learned that it’s okay for one country to bomb another country, but not okay for another country to bomb another country. I should definitly use this more.

4. I have learned that if you don’t like someone, just kill them.

5. I have learned that pro-war people are blind when it comes to hypocrisy. Silly me, let’s get all wet over bombing some country I could care one lick about, but oh no, it’s a crime against humanity if that country goes and does the same thing to Kuwait.

6. I have learned that if people disagree with me, I should call them names and boycott their products. This is what America has been about. Where the fuck have I been?

7. I have learned it is okay to kill people and that God endorses it, so why not do it all the time?

8. I have learned that Rush Limbaugh is fat and will probable die of cardiac arrest in the coming weeks.

9. I have learned that the world is a bunch of pussies who just want to get in our way of killing innocent people.

10. I have learned that rape is an okay thing to do, afterall, you get honored with an Academy Award! You women who read me better watch out, I may come and rape you. Can’t you see the glowing prospect of hope in my eyes?

11. I have learned that I am one man and cannot change anything.

12. I have learned that my life means nothing to my leaders, who think I am willing to die for their stupid killing spree.

13. I have learned that if I am a fat, middleage man, who wins an award for Best Documentary, that I should not speak my mind, because that’s just not right. Nobody wants to hear words from my fatass mouth. I should go back to Michigan and become an old cat lady.

14. I have learned that I must always support America’s armed forces, because they were all forced into fighting. Silly me, I thought our army was made up of volunteers.

15. I have learned a lot, damnit. I should go on Jeopardy!