Posts Tagged ‘Movies’

How to send killer insects back to hell

Monday, January 28th, 2008

I camped out on the couch all yesterday watching TV. Mostly SciFi, although I did pop in the Death Proof dvd, but yeah, mostly SciFi. I think SciFi had some kind of killer marathon or theme yesterday. In the morning they showed a movie about killer yellowjackets. In the afternoon, it was killer locosts, and in the evening it was killer soldier ants! What is my point? If you find yourself up against these impeccable odds, just remember to grab your flame thrower. All three of these killer insects from hell can be put down with a simple flame thrower. It’s that simple; now stop making these movies… but if you do, you know I’ll watch them.

Brad Renfro Dead At 25

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

That’s right. It’s sad. He was allegedly drinking with friends the night before. So to honor is death, sometime tomorrow, hopefully at the same time, drink some beer, rent “Herschel Hopper: New York Rabbit”, and attempt to buy heroin from an undercover cop.

RIP Brad Renfro.

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Open Water 2: Adrift

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

The people in this movie make the stupidest decisions a human fucking being could ever make. Want to know what happens when everybody on a yacht dives off to go swimming and nobody remembers to put the ladder down?

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A polar bear fell on me.

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

While many view the 1989 Patrick Swayze-starrer as a laughable joke of an action film, Road House is in fact, secretly, a brilliant film. Don’t agree? Read on, you skeptical son of a…

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Fox News praises Michael Moore, gives ‘Sicko’ rave review

Monday, May 21st, 2007

Yes, Fox News has praised Michael Moore… Did Hell freeze over?

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