I’ve never played baseball professionally but I’m going to start taking steroids and try out for the Orioles next season. I’ll get on the roster and I will lead the league in home runs, all thanks to steroids. In 5 years the record is MINE***!!!!
See how stupid that sounds? You need more than steroids.
Mark Ecko is an idiot who wasted 750,000 dollars on a baseball.
I’m back! Again!
Yes! I have returned! For now anyway, I may slip into another deep chasm of great sex that happens when you’re in the back corner of the blogosphere for too long, but for now, I am back.
Oh yeah and there’s a new Maddox! He goes off on blogs.
Blogebrity: Wow, guess what this one stands for? Too easy. Hey, anyone can do it: take a blogger who’s a chef, and you get: BLEF. A blogger who’s a dentist? BENTIST. A female blogger with an itch? You guessed it: a BITCH.
What else… the Orioles are falling back to Earth. The Nats are on Cloud 9. Bobby Abreu won the home run derby. And the Yankees still suck.
I’m putting so many miles on my car. It’s only like 10 months old and it has 37k miles on it. Already had the major servicing. It’s crazy. Guess it shows how much I love the Scion tC.
That’s all for now. This was a skimpy post, but I’ll try to post more in the future. And if I don’t, suck on my left nut.
Fuck that, I don’t like the direction that cliche is taking the post, if you can’t beat em, join em fits much better.
Go Orioles.
I had no idea I would think snow delay and orioles opening day on the same day. Just not right. Stupid snow cost the O’s a run, it was coming down hard and with cloudy skies, you can imagine the difficulty in seeing a little white ball. The game was called after that play, in which the RF, CF, and first baseman were all 20 feet from the ball when it hit the ground in right field. It was that bad. Sure, it’s easy to hit, because a hitter has a green backdrop (the field), but the fielders have a white backdrop, so it wasn’t fair. The stupid run counted…but the Orioles still won! Sorta…I mean, winning 6-5 in the bottom of the 13th inning is kinda considered a win…lol
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