Bozzy’s World

Attention ladies… if you are 21+, cute, have an outgoing personality, and wanna make some extra money in your spare time, let me know. Thank you for your time.

This morning on “Good Morning America” while Diane Sawyer was interviewing her about having lips like her, Diane Keaton says “then I’d have to work on my fucking personality”.

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MEET THE FOCKERS
I wasn’t expecting much. Ben Stiller should star in every movie. Seriously, I hate Ben Stiller. With a huge undying passion. He can’t act. He does the same personality in every fucking movie. How is he still getting work? Put him on TV so he can be offically typecasted.

The only redeeming qualities about this movie are the interactions between Dustin Hoffman, Barbara Striesand, and Robert De Niro.

And the baby.

WHITE NOISE
Michael Keaton tries his best, but cannot save this from it’s horribly written plot. The movie has no cohesion, it starts out as a good thriller, but then really goes off the deep end. Plus, EVP is not as simple as the movie makes it out to be. But that’s okay I guess, horray for dramatic license.

“‘neither a journalist nor a television news personality. He is not a well-respected voice in American politics; rather, he appears to be shrill and unstable. His views lack any serious depth or insight.’” –Foxnews about Al Franken

Franken responds with…

“‘I normally prefer not to be out of the country on vacation when I’m sued. However, from everything I know about law regarding satire, I’m not worried..’”

AND

“‘As far as the personal attacks go,’ Franken responded, ‘when I read ‘intoxicated or deranged’ and ’shrill and unstable’ in their complaint, I thought for a moment I was a Fox commentator.’”

But wait, there’s more.

“‘And by the way, a few months ago, I trademarked the word ‘funny.’ So when Fox calls me ‘unfunny,’ they’re violating my trademark. I am seriously considering a countersuit.’”

Al Franken is my newest hero.
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Didn’t I alreay do this? No, wait, that was 100 things about me, this is 100 questions…

I’ve never done one of these, but here we are…

1. Are you an innie or an outie?

Innie.

2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?

no.

3. Have you ever written a song?

no, I haven’t. maybe I should…

4. Can you make change for a dollar right now?

Depends, I may have quarters lying somewhere around my room…

5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex’s public toilet?

Too many times…

6. Have you ever smelled your own feet?

One word: WHY?!

7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries?

Hell yes, I’ll put ketchup on anything! Especially scrambled eggs!

8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose?

No, but I can do something else that is special with my tongue.

9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout?

No, those things are stupid…except for the cookies.

10. Have you ever broken a mirror?

Yes.

Via :zoe:

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