It had to come to this. Somebody called me, left a gibberish voicemail, then left an ignorant as hell text message. Their number is 443-844-1421… they really need to stop being a fucking coward and just answer the phone. I’ve tried calling them. I’ve tried texting them. They won’t respond. So the only way I possibly finding out who called me is by posting the number in a public place. Yeah, I’m an asshole. 
Did you know that God hates shrimp? It’s true!
Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God’s law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver’s and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye’s shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.
I was just driving down the street which my street is off of, and suddenly I hear this loud boom on the back of my car, I turn around and I see these kids standing on this hill by the street, and then they start to run. I park the car and get out of my car to see the damage and there is this big ass scrap on the top of the trunk, right under the rear windshield. I then drove around the kids neighborhood, but didn’t see them. If I saw them, I would have chased them down on foot and drop kicked those hooligans. Don’t think I would have? They were only 10, maybe 12 at the oldest. Nothing a grown man can’t kill.
That’s about all there is to say about these children who are going to wish they were dead, because I will FIND them. And they will pay. With many many rocks to the skull.
Fall is here and all I have to say is; fuck fall. Fall? I hate the fall. What bullshit. Oh the leaves change color. They change color for two days; then a big wind comes and you got nothing but sticks for the rest of the year. You never have a proper fall coat, nothing you wear is right. You wake up it’s sunny out, you put a coat on. You go out you’re sweating like a pig, you take it off then it’s cold… it’s bullshit. - Lewis Black, The White Album.
I just experienced that. I put on a sweatshirt, and of course I now understand why it’s called a SWEATSHIRT, then I put on a lighter shirt, and I’m cold. Fuck fall, indeed.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH eBay?!?! I’m using it and then it logs me off, asks me to sign in, and when I sign in again, I get a page not found page. This happens 100% of the fucking time. I can’t change any of my personal information because it insists on asking me to sign in again (WHY? I AM ALREADY SIGNED IN) and when I do, I get page not found.
No wonder nobody uses eBay. Half of it doesn’t work. Fucking dumbasses.
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