Bozzy’s World

It all started not so innocently the other day. She was walking along and suddenly something came running towards her. She hopped around and freaked out and told Liz to hit it with her car so that nobody could determine what it was… but Liz was speeding at the time and road raging one of the Ravens and only hit it with one tire so we were able to get a description.

What did it look like? Well she described it as having little devilish beady eyes and four tiny paws with claws as sharp as and looked similar to, razor blades. The Gillette Razor kind. You know, the best a man can get? Or was it the Mach3. Wait, that’s the same one. Okay, where was I? Ah yes, tiny paws and four beady eyes as sharp as a Mach3, the best a man can get. You know what I mean.

After she described the eyes and the Mach3 paws, we all were stumped, but then she yelled at us and told us that she wasn’t finished talking and that we shouldn’t interrupt her all the time. So we let her finish. And she said she also saw a big furry bushy… something… but we interrupted her again to tell her something funny that happened at work, and then asked her what we were doing that night. She got mad and slammed the door in my finger. Usually my face, but this time, and unfortunately for me, my finger. Liz is okay, btw.

And that’s where I’m at now. Well, now I’m at work, but yeah, finger, Owie. Door, bad.

The other day Ravens coach Brian Billick had to pull his team off the field because of a white substance that was found. They brought in the police, but it was discovered that it was just the goal line, and that they had forgotten what it looked like.

HFS’tival 2005 was a fucking blast. Intense heat. Pouring rain. Lightning. Sun Burns. Wow.

I got to see the following bands on the main stage: They Might be Giants, Interpol, New York Dolls (who’s lead looks like Mick Jagger’s father on crack), Social Distortion, Good Charlotte, BILLY IDOL, Coldplay, and Foo Fighters! I was on the field during They Might Be Giants and Billy Idol. I also caught Sum 41 and Pepper on the street stage and Victory Twin on the locals only stage.

It was fucking great. Before Victory Twin hit the local stage, Ladainian Tomlinson went on stage to make the crowd cheer for the Ravens, you heard a little bit of “Ravens rock!”, but you could also hear “Redskins rock!” or “Ravens suck!”, it was hilarious. Fucking purple birds.

Another funny thing about yesterday was that I was wearing a Back to the Future t-shirt (stick with me here)… now this shirt is not even the remote bit new, and nowhere near my best shirt, yet I had three people tell me they loved the shirt. Apparently my backup shirts are great too. Pad that ego.

I also ran into a dude I just met on MySpace, we went to all the same schools, only he went 10 years earlier. He was like, “Hey, you on MySpace? You who I messaged the other day?” And I’m like, “Yeah I think so, who are you?” And he added, “the undercover pimp”, his name on MySpace. And that was that. I walked on.

Then when I was in the bleachers, I was looking around and who do I see not ten feet in front of me? Jackson (the redheaded one) from Grand Buffet, who who I saw awhile back at the Ottobar.

I’m so fucking burnt now, but it was worth it. I had no clue how I would take being in a stadium for 13 hours, well being around the stadium, and sometimes in it, but it was great. Billy Idol is fucking amazing. He’s in such good shape for a 60 year old man too, lol. All the bands I named were fucking amazing.

That’s right, if you have been following the Redskins this year, you should know that they have the NUMBER 1 defense in the NFL, not just the NFC, the NFL. Add running back Clinton Portis to that, and you have the 2000 Ravens: a bone crushing defense and an excellent running back.

” The Redskins have an identity now, and while it’s not in the tradition of Sammy Baugh and Sonny Jurgensen, Joe Theismann and Doug Williams, there’s nothing wrong with defense and running. The Redskins, while they’re still just 3-5 after beating the Detroit Lions, 17-10, at Ford Field, have three-quarters of a team. They can do everything except throw the ball down the field, but that does not preclude winning.”
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‘Now? The Redskins seem to have accepted, from Gibbs on down, that there’s no haymaker in them. They’re not going to be able to knock out anybody early. Every game is going 15 rounds. ‘Baltimore did it in 2000,’ cornerback Shawn Springs said. ‘It’s not like it hasn’t been done before. I’m fine with it.’” More…

So in other words, the Redskins finally have an identity. They also have QB with a dead arm, but that’s another post entirely.

Pitiful. Losing 17-10 to the Ravens after completely dominating them in the first half of the game, and having their TDs scored because of our mistakes…just pitiful. Time for Patrick Ramsey to start. This is just ugly. Brunell sucks. He sucks didily ucks. Ramsey may be inexperienced, but at least he’s accurate with the deep ball.

Brunell sucks. Bench him.