Bozzy’s World

So I took my Scion tC to the shop and got a rental car, a Chevy Colbalt. First time driving an American car. It’s weird.

Man, when I got my scion tC last August, I felt special. I felt like I driving something nobody else had. Now every fucking day I see another tC. It pisses me off. I had it first bitch, quit stealin’ mah thunder!

Fucking posers.

I’m back! Again!

Yes! I have returned! For now anyway, I may slip into another deep chasm of great sex that happens when you’re in the back corner of the blogosphere for too long, but for now, I am back.

Oh yeah and there’s a new Maddox! He goes off on blogs.

Blogebrity: Wow, guess what this one stands for? Too easy. Hey, anyone can do it: take a blogger who’s a chef, and you get: BLEF. A blogger who’s a dentist? BENTIST. A female blogger with an itch? You guessed it: a BITCH.

What else… the Orioles are falling back to Earth. The Nats are on Cloud 9. Bobby Abreu won the home run derby. And the Yankees still suck.

I’m putting so many miles on my car. It’s only like 10 months old and it has 37k miles on it. Already had the major servicing. It’s crazy. Guess it shows how much I love the Scion tC.

That’s all for now. This was a skimpy post, but I’ll try to post more in the future. And if I don’t, suck on my left nut.

I just thought of the PERFECT commercial for the Scion xB! It’s hip to be square!

Come on, it’s catchy, so viewers win, it fits the xB to a T, Scion wins, and it gives exposure to Huey Lewis and the News! Win win win!

I should work in advertising.

The scene began on Route 40, coming from Catonsville, heading towards Ellicott City. I was coming from VIP Billiards with Dana, if you live near here and know who Dana is.

Anyway, that section of RT 40 is up and down, lots of hills. Going down the last hill, where Rogers Avenue is at the bottom, this stupid driver in front of me braked too hard and too fast and his car wound up sideways, perpendicular to the lane. I was only roughly 20 feet behind him, with the nearest car 35 feet behind me (thank god for that), and the first thing I did was brake, felt the anti-lock brakes kick in and the car start to skate down the road.

So I let up on the brake and regain control of the car, BUT this means I am steadily approaching the car in front of me, sideways, blocking the lane. I steer to the right lane, and the act of going in that direction, without the use of gas or brakes, slowed the car down enough and I could brake slightly to stop the car.

My car stopped, halfway in the left and right lane, about a few feet from the car that started this mess. I am so glad that the cars behind me stopped at the peak of the hill, if they had gone down it, there would have been a massive pile-up. I would have been fine, the max speed any car was doing was 15mph, but that’s plenty to total my car, my new scion tC.

So my sick ass driving skillz saved my car for another wintry day, and now it’s only covered in a thick coat of rock salt.
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