Bozzy’s World

So I work in a mall. A fairly mismanaged mall. They used to have a customer service desk, you know, where customers go to get serviced and also buy mall gift cards and whatnot… Well they shut that down. Most malls have stores that go out of business, well we have those too, but our mall shuts down the customer fucking service desk… and then replaces it with…

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A gum ball machine. Let me repeat myself. A FUCKING GUM BALL MACHINE.

That’s right, mall management is basically treating it’s shoppers like gerbials.

Now watch this live action Simpsons intro:

They advertise everywhere, but I’ve entered in zip codes from all over the country and they always respond with:

“Sorry, we do not offer any service in ZIP code xxxxx”

From what I gather, it’s only available in Florida. They need to work on this.

Mall management handed out this memo today to all employees, it was about 25 pages long, and on the 24th page was the following:

During and earthquake, keep calm, use common sense and follow the recommended guidelines. Stay clear of all skylights and stay out of the food court (emphasis by me). Get under a sturdy table, bench, or in a doorway or corner. The greatest hazards are from objects that are falling from outdoors. Stay inside! If you are outside, get into the open away from power lines. As soon as the quake is over, the Management Office will set in motion the necessary measures to secure the shopping center.

I love General Growth malls.

That’s right, I’m back from the trip to the ATL and Cherokee, NC. Went through six states: Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, and West Virginia. I was in North Carolina and Virginia twice. Don’t worry, I am giving myself a prize for that one!

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So it’s been a week since Stadium Arcadium came out, and I still don’t even know where to begin in describing it other than it’s 28 songs of total bliss. I want to list the songs I’ve fallen in love with, but I’d just be listing the entire tracklist.

Go and buy this, it pays for itself.