Bozzy’s World

So I work in a mall. A fairly mismanaged mall. They used to have a customer service desk, you know, where customers go to get serviced and also buy mall gift cards and whatnot… Well they shut that down. Most malls have stores that go out of business, well we have those too, but our mall shuts down the customer fucking service desk… and then replaces it with…

*drumroll*

A gum ball machine. Let me repeat myself. A FUCKING GUM BALL MACHINE.

That’s right, mall management is basically treating it’s shoppers like gerbials.

Now watch this live action Simpsons intro:

I have uncovered this site. You can thank me later.

update: and it’s already closed by FOX.

What’s wrong, you know I’ve never driven before!
I’m supposed to be hiting the cones, right?
What’s the engine light and why is it on?
What’s that screeching sound?
Why is there a tree in our path?
It’s okay, I’m only my fourth mudslide.
The kid told us to go straight on til morning…
What the fuck does yield mean?
Ouch, don’t bite.
Hon, pass me another shot of Jager, I see a deer!
(more…)

Ever wanted to see Roger Avary’s bare foot? No? Well fuck you, I’ll show you anyway. It all started when stepped on a hoe (note: not a hooker, the garden tool), and one of the spikes went in his foot 4 inches.

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Dave Barry has some important medical advice, but it doesn’t concern him.
Froggie wants to waste all of our time with 38 meaningless questions. *UPDATE* She wants me to mention she lost weight too. Go her!
Fry really needs to blog more.
JASON PASSED HIS PHYSICS TEST! OMG! WE ALL CARE!
Jeff Jarvis lapped himself.
Jenna May has an apology. Take it for what it’s worth, folks.
Jim wants everybody to know where he stands. What the fuck, motherfucker. What the fuck are you thinking?
Katie made the cut, Matt still hasn’t met a celebrity.
Kevin Cupp is still in the process of moving his blog.
Lily has a conversation with a freak.
Mark wants us to hear his voice.
Michele finally finished her ranking of 500 songs.
Oliver Willis has a new Pundette.
Ryan has a hilarious screen capture from the last episode of the Simpsons.
Sam Cook returns to blogging with a full, rainbow-colored announcement. Good for him.
Spidie congratulates people.
Wil Wheaton was on VH1 on December 7th. I missed it.
Yirga posts an answer to that mind-boggling question about the snooze function on alarm clocks.
Zoe is losing weight. Give her encouragement.

Well that’s all I care to tell you, bye.