Cow Drop Kicks Stupid Kid
Saturday, November 17th, 2007Tip of the day:
Don’t sneak up on a fuckin’ cow.
Tip of the day:
Don’t sneak up on a fuckin’ cow.
I’ve never played baseball professionally but I’m going to start taking steroids and try out for the Orioles next season. I’ll get on the roster and I will lead the league in home runs, all thanks to steroids. In 5 years the record is MINE***!!!!
See how stupid that sounds? You need more than steroids.
Mark Ecko is an idiot who wasted 750,000 dollars on a baseball.
The people in this movie make the stupidest decisions a human fucking being could ever make. Want to know what happens when everybody on a yacht dives off to go swimming and nobody remembers to put the ladder down?
Guy takes up two spaces, and another guy trys to park his car one of them. I’m not sure who is more stupid, but the second guy at least left a note!
“Damnit James, the shower curtain rod is putting my relationship with my boyfriend in jeopardy!”
I had to post this, because it’s really stupid. If an inanimate and insignifcant object can jeopardize something as serious as a RELATIONSHIP, then I think you’ve got larger problems than a broken shower curtain rod.
I love my friends.