Bozzy’s World

Michele is trying to quit smoking and also thinks today’s yutes have it easy.
Final Cut Pro Versus iMovie? Roger Avary examines.
Matthew Yglesias discusses The Medicare Crisis.
Oliver Willis thinks “Superman” is going to suck.
Mark pimps my site, so I return the favor.
Fry Still needs to post more.
Wil Wheaton gives a preview of his MacWorld presentation. (It’s already happened, but still a good read.)
Avram talks about all his previous cars.
Froggie lost 75lbs and has the pictures to prove it
Zoe has lost 23lbs and her underwear is baggy. A little TMI, there.
Ryan: Dell sucks.
w00tah has this neato image thing
Billy Ray Brewton posts his 20 favorite directors of all time.

And I’m a libertarian, socially speaking.

Ever wanted to see Roger Avary’s bare foot? No? Well fuck you, I’ll show you anyway. It all started when stepped on a hoe (note: not a hooker, the garden tool), and one of the spikes went in his foot 4 inches.

IN OTHER NEWS AROUND THE BLOGOSPHERE…
Avram posts something about Michael Jackson.
Dave Barry has some important medical advice, but it doesn’t concern him.
Froggie wants to waste all of our time with 38 meaningless questions. *UPDATE* She wants me to mention she lost weight too. Go her!
Fry really needs to blog more.
JASON PASSED HIS PHYSICS TEST! OMG! WE ALL CARE!
Jeff Jarvis lapped himself.
Jenna May has an apology. Take it for what it’s worth, folks.
Jim wants everybody to know where he stands. What the fuck, motherfucker. What the fuck are you thinking?
Katie made the cut, Matt still hasn’t met a celebrity.
Kevin Cupp is still in the process of moving his blog.
Lily has a conversation with a freak.
Mark wants us to hear his voice.
Michele finally finished her ranking of 500 songs.
Oliver Willis has a new Pundette.
Ryan has a hilarious screen capture from the last episode of the Simpsons.
Sam Cook returns to blogging with a full, rainbow-colored announcement. Good for him.
Spidie congratulates people.
Wil Wheaton was on VH1 on December 7th. I missed it.
Yirga posts an answer to that mind-boggling question about the snooze function on alarm clocks.
Zoe is losing weight. Give her encouragement.

Well that’s all I care to tell you, bye.

I’m bored so I’m going to create an original peice of comedy.

Ann Coulter…somewhere there’s a table in need of a waitress…
Brian Dawkins (Eagles DB, who bodyslammed a redskin last night)…somewhere there’s some cotton, in need of a pickin’…somewhere there’s a bananna, in need of a peelin’…somewhere there’s an ass, in need of a wipin.
King George W…somewhere there’s a book, in need of a burnin…somewhere there’s an election in need of a fixin….somewhere there’s a compost pile, in need of a shiftin’…somewhere there’s a redneck…that’s all, somewhere there’s a redneck.
Bill Clinton…somewhere there’s an intern…okay this is too easy.
Wil Wheaton…somewhere there’s a dead body, in need of a findin.
Kevin Cupp…somewhere there’s a voicemail system, in need of a message. (inside joke, well not if you regularly read this website)…somewhere there’s his blog, in need of a post.
Donovan McNabb…somewhere there’s my fist, in need of a fight….somewhere there’s a mad scientist, in need of somebody-to-experiement-on. (okay that was a stretch, but it would be cool)
Rush Limbaugh…somewhere there’s pain, in need of being killed…somewhere there’s a television, in need of somebody to go on and shout about stupid shit..(that didn’t come out as beautifully as the others, but I liked it, and that’s all that matters).
Osama Bin Laden & the Al Qaeda Street Band…somewhere there’s a commerical airliner….in need of a….don’t get ahead of me…bubble bath!!! hahaha you weren’t expecting that!

Thank you folks, that’s all the time I have, be sure to tip ann coulter your waitress…oh and remember to spay or neuter your limbaugh.

I saw this old the Onion story over at wil wheaton’s blog…

Shit Parking Ticket Fuck
FUCKIN’ DOWNTOWN—After stopping for like 10 goddamn minutes at the west-side post office, local resident Dave Shore got a motherfucking parking ticket in the amount of 35 fucking goddamn dollars Monday, fuck. Where were the goddamn cops when the dude stole the hubcaps off of Shore’s light brown 1992 Escort last year, the 27-year-old line cook would reportedly like to fucking know. The ticket, which Shore will have to work five whole fucking hours at his shitty fucking job just to pay, was placed on his vehicle by the asshole fucking Nazi parking patrol shortly after noon. Jesus fuck.