Yep, that’s right. BP is polluting the Great Lakes and they don’t even care. Lets grab their CEO and sail him into the middle of Lake Michigan and shoot him in the head at point blank range. Fuck BP.
I’m bored. I once posted about other Bozzys, but that was back in Web 1.0… this is Web 2.0 and you know what that means! YouTube! So I started searching YouTube for “Bozzy”, because deep down I’m really vain… and my quest for competition is impetuous.
So the first one is some Bozzy dancing. Keep watching he gets better.
I lied, but this next one is a junior Bozzy who made a movie about himself. This kid seems to have a large number, I’d say 18 million, of videos up on YouTube.
This one is a dog named Bozzy. Cute.
Next up, Bozzy’s feet. This is fucking Oscar material.
These are actually Bozzies. Sorry.
WTF. Seriously, what the fuck?
“Lax it up, Bozzy.” Whatever the fuck that means.
and finally, while this video has really nothing do with a Bozzy (other than that it was posted by someone named Bozzy), I thought it was really, really cool. Okay, maybe not that cool.
So there you have it. Bozzy’s from Around the World. Strange enough that you’d think it was another dimension.
Til next time, keep doing whatever it is that you’re doing.
I am completely and utterly crushed by the news of Mitch’s passing. He’s the same age as my sister. WTF.
He was supposed to be performing this Thursday thru Sunday at the Baltimore Improv and I was planning to go.
Weekend’s free guys.
Rest in peace, Mitch. In your next life, remember that you die after you come to Baltimore, not before.
Here’s a collection of Mitch-isms.
Update: 4/1 5:40pm
What’s with all these fucking rumors? The only article that comes up on a google news search for “mitch hedberg heroin overdose” is this one at blogcritics.org, and that’s not a reputable news source. All of the “real” media is reporting this as a heart failure. Can we wait until the autopsy is completed before spreading this heroin shit?
Also stop it with the “Is this an April Fools joke?” shit. Seriously, he died on March 30th. The news spread on March 31st. Just because you first heard it on April Fools Day, doesn’t mean it’s a joke.
Yes, I know he was arrested for heroin possession, but that does not mean he overdosed. Wait for the facts to come out. Then open your mouth. Don’t add insult to injury.
That said, what is your favorite Mitch Hedberg quote? Mine has to be:
Every McDonald’s commercial end the same way, right? McDonald’s commercials end like this‚ prices and participation may vary. Now I wanna open up a McDonald‚ and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald’s owner. I’ll say, Cheeseburgers? Nope‚ we got spaghetti‚ and blankets! But we‚ are not affiliated with that clown. He attracts too many children.
Yay! Another meme! I haven’t done one in months!
10 random albums from my collection:
# Mindless Self Indulgence - Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy
You can’t leave home with the MSI CD.
# Eminem - Encore
Mama had a baby and his head poppped off…
# Red Hot Chili Peppers - By the Way
They get better and better with every CD…I thought Californication couldn’t be topped. What do I know. Every single track from their past 3 albums can sell a cd BY ITSELF. Throw away your television.
# Bowling for Soup - A hangover you don’t deserve
Once you hear 1985 or Trucker Hat you will love this band.
# Green Day - American Idiot
I still cannot get enough BLVD of Broken Dreams…
# Ween - The Mollusk
I’m waving my dick in the wind. And it’s a good song.
# Matt Nathanson - Beneath These Fireworks
A little on the pop side, but the songs are beautifully written and sung.
# Jim’s Big Ego - Noplace like nowhere
I HAVE TO SEE THIS GUY LIVE!!!!
I’m addicted to stress that’s the way I get things done, if I’m not under pressure than I sleep to long, and I hang around like a bum. I think I’m going nowhere, and that makes me nervous.
# Coldplay - A rush of blood to the head
Let’s see, they used two songs to end two movies…”Clocks” ended Confidence and “The Scientist” ended Wicker Park. Love this band.
# Skitzo Calypso - The Shattering
You’ve probably never heard of this band from Bel Air, MD, but you should really download (AKA BUY) “Consent to you”, it’s fantastic.
What is the total amount of music files on your computer?
# 1660 songs, 4.3 days, 6.29 gigabytes
The last CD you bought is:
# Greenday - American idiot.
Boulevard of Broken Dreams is my favorite track, but Jesus of Suburbia is really catching on…it’s 9 minutes two, that song is broken into acts, WTF! It’s a neat concept.
What is the song you last listened to before this message?
# Cake - No phone
Five songs you often listen to or that mean a lot to you:
# Creed (Hehe, just kidding)
# Supertramp - The Logical Song
# Red Hot Chili Peppers - Transcending
# Jim’s Big Ego - The Music of You
# Eric Clapton - Tears in Heaven
# Cyndi Lauper - The goonies ‘R’ good enough
I know, Cyndi Lauper…what can I say, The Goonies really takes me back.
Who are you gonna pass this stick to?
I dunno, but stick passing sure is fun.
I just reached into the drink fridge for some a nice bottle of Deer Park. I rip the cap off, gulp it down, and what do my taste buds taste? STRAWBERRY! Yes, strawberry! WTF!
Apparently somebody put a bottle of Fruit2O in the house to poison me or something.
Now, without sounding like a bad Denis Leary or Lewis Black special, WHEN I WANT WATER, I WANT WATER; NOT A CLEAR STRAWBERRY JUICE! God, is this too much to fucking ask?!
Look, I understand how some people like this shit, actually know I don’t, but let’s pretend I do, because it still doesn’t explain WHY THEY MUST PUT IT IN SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A WATER BOTTLE!
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