Where's the WMd???

Oh no, Bush's little crusade to remove the WMd from Iraq is failing...where are the weapons of MASS DESTRUCTION? Ah, could it be, Iraq hasn't had any since the last gulf war...or at least the last bombing by the US? Nah, that's silly! Don't be silly, me! Bush might as well just launch another pre-emptive strike, this time against Syria! We're becoming the next Alexander the Great...ah I can see it now, Bush wept for he had no more worlds to accuse of possessing WMds to conquer.. Yeah, that's the American spirit! American's love killing innocent people! Go USA! KILL SYRIA!!!

Better go plan Operation Bush Removal...