Wednesday, June 11, 2003

Hydroplaning!

Yup, that's what happened to me driving home just now!! I was entering broken land parkway from route 29, and all of a sudden it's like my car is just floating. It's fucking scary. Scary as hell. But my mad driving schools came to the rescue. So kids, what do you do in this situation?

1. Remain CALM. Do not panic. You don't want to jerk the wheel and wind up flipping the car over.
2. Get off the gas and do NOT break. Not at all.
3. During all this, do not move the steering wheel at all, keep the wheels going straight, if you're on a bend in the road, make the minimal movements to do the curve. You don't want to start fish-tailing.
4. Piss your pants.
5. Go have some pie.

That's it for today kids, class dismissed.
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4 comments:

  1. unkle johnJune 11, 2003 at 6:40 PM

    And remember kids, always turn away from a skid. It's much more enjoyable.

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  2. bozzyJune 11, 2003 at 6:54 PM

    Kids, pay no attention to the drunk man in the corner. ;-)

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  3. ZoeJune 11, 2003 at 7:19 PM

    I think you meant to say "Brake" ...hehehehe

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  4. bozzyJune 11, 2003 at 7:21 PM

    DAMMIT! I first told that story to zooky and made the same spelling error! I must be tired!!!

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