Cancel the newspaper!

Think about it! What a waste they are! If you have the internet, you don't need to be wasting so much paper like that...I mean, canceling your newspaper subscriptions would save you money, save the paper...paper, and save the world's trees from being cut down. That sounds corny, but it's true. Newspapers don't need your 25 or 50 cent donation for them printing the paper, and if they do, then they can just charge that fee to subscribe to the website. We invented the computer, dammit. Printing newspapers is so archaic.