Al Franken is a Freakin Genius

I ordered his book from amazon.com a few days ago and it arrived this afternoon-- I AM LOVING IT. It is quality shizzle. There's a chapter called "Ann Coulter: Nutcase" which is followed immediately by a chapter called "You know who I hate? Ann Coulter." Fuckin' A, man. Al Franken completely and utterly disects the bile of filth that Ann Coulter calls her book, it's just attrocious how that fucking bitch is so careless with her writing. ONE WORD BITCH: RESEARCH. Do some. Actually, call the whole book thing off, books are overrated anyway, why read when there's foxnews? *shudder*

It's funny. I never actually read a damn thing about Ann Coulter, I'm not one to waste my time on that, so I just take advice from other people and believe them when they call her an elitist whore, oops I called her that. I'm sure others agree tho. In other words, that bitch doesn't deserve my time.

I want to just start pulling quotes from this book, but I don't know where to begin, it would be more efficient if you just read it for yourself. Not trying to be a commerical-- ah fuck it, yes I am, Al Franken deserves it.

Ann Coulter Is A Skinny Blonde idiot

Comments

  1. RyanSeptember 10, 2003 at 7:58 PM

    Haha, My copy from Amazon arrived today too. I read the 2 Ann Coulter chapters today. Good stuff.

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  2. unklejohnSeptember 12, 2003 at 6:02 AM

    because he's good enough, and smart enough... and gosh darn it people like him.

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  3. bhwSeptember 12, 2003 at 7:20 PM

    I saw Al on Bill Maher's show last week. He was only on briefly, but he was funny, as usual. That deadpan delivery gets me every time.

    Go Al.

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  4. AnonymousOctober 9, 2003 at 7:47 AM

    You know who I hate? Al Franken. How can you tell Coulter to do research and praise that unfunny douche-bag? You know he has admitted to making up many of his sources in the name of "satire", and even though you do not read Coulters stuff, you denigrate her work? You are a dumbass. Go watch more cartoons. They are real too.

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  5. CarolynNovember 18, 2003 at 10:57 AM

    I was reading Slander by Ann Coulter the other day, and I decided to write down every piece of shit she said. I had to stop after 2 pages of the book. My hand was getting cramped. Yes, I actually forced myself through Slander and Treason, mostly so I could laugh at Coulter, but also so I could actually answer to people who say her books are (gasp) good! THEY ARENT. They are complete trash. Please give me one statement of her's that you think is valid. I will be happy to trash it for you.

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  6. franken-notJanuary 28, 2004 at 2:32 PM

    If Franken would keep his mouth shut and stop tackling geeks we may get a democrat in the white house. everytime i hear him or michael moore i cringe. and every yahoo outside of the tristate area jumps on the bush bandwagon.

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  7. ZelphFebruary 15, 2004 at 10:48 AM

    Ann Coulter attacks triple amputee Vietnam veteran:

    "Cleland lost three limbs in an accident during a routine noncombat mission where he was about to drink beer with friends. He saw a grenade on the ground and picked it up. He could have done that at Fort Dix. In fact, Cleland could have dropped a grenade on his foot as a National Guardsman – or what Cleland sneeringly calls 'weekend warriors.' Luckily for Cleland's political career and current pomposity about Bush, he happened to do it while in Vietnam."

    http://www.townhall.com/columnists/anncoulter/ac20040212.shtml

    What a cunt!

    And what was W. doing in Alabama in 1972?

    http://www.southerner.net/blog/awolbush.html

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  8. CoulterBagFebruary 24, 2004 at 10:39 AM

    To the moron Coulter Fan above:

    You are just as crazy as that lunatic bitch. So Al admitted to maing up sources? Where did you find this gem? newsmax or her website?

    Al's book has sources listed clearly and are easy to find if you know how to use a computer.

    And you bag on someone for not reading her books? Moron!

    i have read her books (the last 2) and she is exactly what Al labels her: a nutcase. Same as you.

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  9. dryujApril 1, 2004 at 4:39 PM

    You know, you really can't bitch about Ann Coulter not doing research when all you do is believe everything you hear.

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  10. RyanMay 2, 2004 at 9:04 AM

    Al Franken is a complete dumbass, he just uses lies and half truthes to smear people.

    Franken needs to get a life

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