Tomorrow I have the regular yearly physical-- it's always a great experience to get your balls fondled by some guy who you barely know, who also fondles many many more balls that aren't even yours.
Did I gross you out yet? Turn your head and cough.
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*rolls eyes* Until you have to endure a pap smear and child birth... I don't feel sorry for you... I'd love to just have some guy grab my crotch for three seconds and say cough and be done.
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