Dirty Spin on Famous Cliches

By Anonymous -
I am bored, so I am adding subtle spins to famous cliches.

CLICHE: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.
DIRTY SPIN: I'm so horny I could eat a horse.

CLICHE: If you build it, he will come.
DIRTY SPIN: If you stoke it, he will cum.

CLICHE: Ants in his pants.
DIRTY SPIN: Aunts in his pants.

CLICHE: All things grow with love.
DIRTY SPIN: Painfully obvious and too dirty for my site.

CLICHE: Beat around the bush.
DIRTY SPIN: Not needed.

CLICHE: Easy as falling off a log.
DIRTY SPIN: Easy as droppin off a log.

Okay, it's your turn.

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