Mother-Son Convo You Have NEVER Heard

By Anonymous -
NEVER.

Son: Mommy, can I ask you a question?
Mommy: Sure baby

Before I continue with the convo, I want to explain that this was actually said between J and I when we were driving up to Jersey. We got bored in the car, and just started roleplaying. Continue on...

Son: What do you think about when you masturbate?
Mommy: You.

We were laughing hysterically for like a whole minute. Trust me, one whole minute of hysterical laughter is a lot.

I love that girl.

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