Big Toothed Monster Babies

By Anonymous -
Sounds like a good movie with a bad plot, or a bad movie with a good plot, but no, it was a mini-nightmare I had last night. So, I thought I woke up. I went to the little boys room to release my urine, and there's this little monster thing sitting on the rim of the toilet, staring at me! I scream, "Ahhh!" and told it to go away, but then my alarm went off and I woke up... and I went to pee fo' rizzle.

It won the battle, but not the war, for I shall sleep again someday.

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