Saturday, March 20, 2004

Feng Shui is Gay

Yeah, feng shui is gay. It really is. If you don't know, it's the "art" of placement. Notice the quotation marks. It's not really an art, it's just placing shit around in a "nice" fashion. Which basically means some guy neat freak just felt like making a reason to keep things clean and orderly. Even the definition is fucking stupid:
\F[^e]ng"-shu`i\, n. [Chin. feng wind + shiu water.] A system of spirit influences for good and evil believed by the Chinese to attend the natural features of landscape; also, a kind of geomancy dealing with these influences, used in determining sites for graves, houses, etc.

"A system of spiritual influences"? What. The. Fuck. That basically means-- hell, who knows what went thru the mind of the moron who put those words together. Oooooh it's about "good and evil" too! Mighty Morphin Feng Shui Rangers! Yeah!

Also, I have never heard of the word "geomancy", let's look it up:
Divination by means of lines and figures or by geographic features.
Yeah, that makes a whole lot of sense. Fucking stupid people. Folks, these are the same people who think it's cool to put clothing on their pets, or who walk their goldfish, or even don't eat meat because they "don't want to kill a living thing". What none of these fools realize is that plants are living things too, but they're not the good kind of living thing, so it's ok to eat plants. But oh no, don't eat the animals. Fuck. I went off on a tangent again.

Feng shui is gay. Leave it at that.

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