Dear Bush,
Please stop all these weird homos from tieing the knot. It hurts me personally. I can't sleep at night knowing that anybody and everybody can fall in love and get married. It hurts me personally. I can't stress that enough, it hurts me in the cockles of my heart. I think homos shouldn't be allowed to live, let alone marry. They disgust me. Homos are evil and the nazis were homos.
Seeing two gays marry hurts me personally, Mr. President, please make a regressive ammendment to our beloved constitution.
Your Citizen,
Bozzy
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