Sunday, March 14, 2004
Guys Everywhere Confused Over Date
COLUMBIA, MD-- Ask many guys, and they'll tell you that today, March 14th is Steak and BJ Day, but before one's girl gets on their knees, one may want to wait an extra 6 days, to March 20th, which is also Steak and BJ Day. When confronted with this question, Dale Redback, who already had his pants around his ankles when we posed the question, responded with a "Sweet! We get two days! Ouch woman!" But Dale Redneck I mean back is sadly mistaken, you only get one. But we here at Channel 69 are not exactly sure which date it is. We would hate for guys everywhere to be given an illegitimate blowjob. If you or anybody you know has any information, please do not hesitate to call 1-900-321-LOVE.
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