An Open Letter to All Pickup Truck Drivers

Dear Sir or Madam,

If you are planning on changing lanes to get ahead of me, please make an effort to get all the way in the other lane before passing me.

Thank you.

In Partnership,

Bozzy

Yeah, some redneck in a black pickup (a Fix Or Recall Daily model) did just that to me today! OMG! Traffic was slowing down (damn red lights) and apparently this fool doesn't believe in stopping, so he swerves into the left lane, but stays a foot into my lane. I swear, he came just a few INCHES from grazing my car.

And you know what? The car in front of me, another pickup (oh the irony), got grazed. I could not believe it when I saw it. The guy swerved into the left lane, narrowly missing me as he passed me, then came even closer into my lane and grazed the pickup ahead of me.

Once I realized that I was not the poor man who's property had been damage, I was relieved, then proceeded to laugh my motherfucking ass off at the misfortune of this guy who's only excuse was that he was late. Everyone in this country is always late for something. Why? THEY DO NOT KNOW HOW TO MANAGE THEIR TIME PROPERLY. People like that do not deserve to drive a car. I do not care if they have to take their kids to school. Fuck 'em. Their kids can WALK.